Kraft Introduces "Salad Glaze" to Help Your Kids Eat More Vegetables

Instead of just asking the kids to eat salad dressing – or claiming that the ancestral condiment bears the marks of a staple for dessert – Kraft Heinz introduced "Glaze Salad", with the word invoking a tooth sweet, just on the label.

But here is the problem: it is only a thin tube of ranch dressing, re-labeled so that parents can encourage children to eat their vegetables.

"Children will eat anything with icing, right?" the company says in a press release. "It's a match for the happiness of dinner."

That's true, but you have to ask yourself: what about kids who have tasted the ranch vinaigrette? Are not they going to blow up the blanket quickly?