Trevor Noah and the Daily Show on the cheating scandal of college admissions that took Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman seriously.

Trevor Noah served a four-course progressive dinner on Tuesday night in another segment titled "Too Much News, Too Soon", which addresses the scandal of college confession fraud, Pelosi's announcement that she will not seek to attack President Trump, Mitt Romney – The Twinkie birthday cake and the confrontation between NBA player Russell Westbrook and a rowdy. We can all claim that the impeachment issue is more important to us than the spoiled rich children who buy their children in good schools, but we are not fooling anyone.

You know you're screwed when your scandal breaks out on the same day. Mitt Romney blows out the candles from his Twinkie birthday cake one by one and one way or another. you are remains the most fascinating wreck of the day. There is never a bad day to return to the speech given by Herman J. Blume in the chapel. Rushmore, but today it seems particularly appropriate:

This guy, the best chapel speaker I've ever seen.