Jorge Lanata's monologue: Government announcements to vegans asking not to associate cocks and chickens

Jorge Lanata started program number 14 of Journalism for all (PPT) with a humorous monologue In which he insisted on the announcement made by the government to limit the purchase of dollars: "We spent 20 years discussing what we needed to do." One side of the crack did one thing , the other did the other and we are in the same place".

In this sense, he compared politics to the series: "We, the Argentines, do not stumble twice on the same stone … we stumble a thousand times on the same wall. We are like Nara, Caniggia or Maradona: Whatever we do, we always end up badembling the quilombo. "

On the government's measure, he thought it would be "the best stocks of the last 50 years"Paraphrasing Cambiemos when he badumed and stressed:" There will be no holiday and the hours of customer service will be extended until 5 pm in the banks. "Do not worry If you continue long tomorrow, you will have time to go to the branch until 5 pm," said the reporter.

It also took a few minutes to talk about the opposition and its role in the economic crisis: "Alberto Fernández gave Friday a note to the Wall Street Journal in which he said that Argentina has entered a hidden virtual defect. Perhaps he remembered his former boss, Domingo Cavallo, who had gone to the United States under the Alfonsin administration in 1989 after Menem's victory, claiming that Argentina could not not pay the debt, which had caused all the debacle and had command C is when Dante Caputo said: "They want to humiliate us as much as possible, they simply admit that we are spitting blood". "

"In the middle of the kilo with dollars, our friend Felisa Miceli, who we found a purse containing 100,000 pesos and $ 31,000 hidden in the office – which cost him the charge at the time of Nestor, said the biggest security today is to have dollars with one. Fortunately that he did not say in the bathroom", he said about the former head of the Kirchnerist.

Everyone spoke of the announcement made Thursday by Hernán Lacunza, in which he said the debt to the IMF would be "reperfilée". "The word this week was reperfilar, which means: "I'm going to pay you but another day, maybe it'll be Archer's day.". And a reperfilation is like a defect with different abilities. Reperfilar can also be used for other purposes: for example, you tell your 15-year-old daughter that you are giving birth to her birthday and that you will do so when she turns 21 years old. For example, you do not separate from your partner, but you re-transform it. let's talk about it in ten years, "he quipped.

"In the midst of the crisis, Roberto Lavagna re-recorded a message from the White House asking for a food emergency, and all our solidarity to all the people who have to make a pile in the background. warning, they were enough, but they were still even Urtubey, poor, appears next to it but no microphone"he said about the video released by the federal consensus Thursday afternoon.

"This week, a Spanish band called Vegan Souls has become viral, and the animalists are looking for the equality of the chickens they call" chickens. "I swear it's quite true. So the group could be "The Supreme Maryland is not stained," he said laughing at media reports last week. "They say they do not tie chickens to roosters because They do not want to be raped. What do you want the rooster to eat? What do you propose marriage? Let him ask for the hand, the wing … sorry, the paw to father bad? He closed his laugh.