The owner of Amazon: "The book of Cristina will be a bestseller, like all gangster stories"

"I admit that I have not read the book yet, but I'm fascinated by what's happening on social networks, from which I've been able to extract some of his deepest thoughts ", they said, Jefff Bezos, the creator of Amazon, during his last speech Reunion Directory. "Look, gentlemen," he would have said sitting at the head of the giant table in the meeting room, "I am very much aware of what is happening in Argentina during my continuous travels to Patagonia, so I have the this exciting country's pulse Where they can not hear anything about anything except when they win a football world cup or that type of mbad phenomenon where millions of people despair of having to go to school. have a copy at hand.My feeling is that the Argentinean is fascinated by these horrible: gangster stories that help the most humble with the state money or corrupt judges who put them in prison in turn politicians according to power.

While the book is sold like a hot cake, the president and his closest advisers hold meetings every half hour to set out the steps to follow, as they feel that the dream of reelection would be complicated. they did not make an urgent gesture in view of the situation. economic situation, the rise of the dollar and the country risk, among other news that have worried Mauricio Macri. "Recalculate" is the word that has been heard most often in the inner circle, including Nicholas Dujovne, Maria Eugenia Vidal, Horacio Rodriguez Larreta and David Copperfield who, they say, have urgently requested to see it was true that he managed to hide 20 million people and transport them safely to another country. "I do it, so you choose." A quick reflection, the head of government of Buenos Aires suggested that the ideal destination would be Cuba or Venezuela, so there is no claim from human rights organizations. "Eventually, it's the paradise they're trying to settle here, so we're saving them the work." An badistant asked that no one forget Gerardo Romano. "I'm saying it just in case."

"This country deserves to be studied, almost like a testing laboratory for most of the products we want to launch," they said as Bezos continued to be more and more enthusiastic about its directors. . "When I tell you about the fascination they feel for the horrible, I do not exaggerate, but look, if not, the evolution of the events of the last 4 years, where they have jubilated more with the entry and exit from the prison of public officials who have emptied the country or the hours spent fighting between advocates of a populist and liberal model, which is to invest in knowledge and new technologies, so that future generations will come out of this diabolical trap called crack, in which everyone argues between a past that can no longer be change and a future impossible to control "And continues. "Argentina is unable to live in the present, to plan now, without resorting to struggles experienced decades ago, nor to predict the end of the world daily, while handbags, notebooks and tangible proofs pbad ".

Jeff Bezos is rarely interrupted by one of his own. But in this case, the vice president of commercial affairs of the company intervened. "What is incomprehensible is that the macristas do not understand that the business world in Argentina is peronised, especially when we have close relations with Galperin de Mercado Libre." Every time we talk to Marcos, he points out that the intentions are good, but on the other side. they meet a historically organized mafia that controls transportation, logistics, food, media distribution … "The owner of Amazon stopped him:" I agree that it is impossible to govern a country gangsters, but let us stop: the diffusion of the news is electronic and there exists today a freedom of absolute expression through the social networks. We are therefore facing a struggle between capitalists and leftists of Biéla. "

If the vice president of commercial affairs was in charge of everything, the world director of public relations did not want to be less and provided data hot networks. "What struck me the most is the price: $ 600, that 's crazy, not only because we sell less than world famous authors, but because in the current Argentine economic context, this seems delusional.For this price, I ate a few weeks ago at La Mar de Gastón Acurio with coffee and dessert included ". Klauss Blejer, chief financial officer of Amazon, first looked up on the meeting and launched a missile. "At the Friday exchange rate, $ 600 is worth about $ 14. Neither Paulo Coehlo, nor such a salesman, charge this type of sellers, since this woman's book falls into the same category, since it This is a personal catharsis where: he strikes everyone, without thinking, as he had forgotten that he had opened more than 900 lawsuits in the courts. "Jeff Bezos did not do not be astonished "More than 900 causes and still free? In what country does this happen?" Everyone looks at each other, until one of them is whispering to himself with a hint of shame: "In mine". It is William Alvarez de Toledo, the only member of the board of directors born in Argentina, although he resides in the United States since the age of 3 years.

Argentina has become an unbearable place, where we are all hostages of cross operations. A country full of verbal abuse, such a psychopath, that it occupies today one of the worst positions in the ranking of the quality of life in the world. A country divided in two, where one party wants to drink a tea with lime and the other throws hot water on his face. "What we can be sure of is that the pollsters do not hit one, and if they say that Cristina brings 9 points to Mauricio, it is quite possible that the next president will become Nicolás del Caño," said Jeff Bezos. which concludes the atypical board meeting of the world's largest company, which began with the discussion of a book and ended with a panel of intruders. That's what the Argentines have achieved.