What Fernandez or Fernandez, Fernandez! – 05/18/2019

There is a simple way to explain and understand what the candidacy for the presidency of Alberto Fernández means: the first time in the history of humanity A vice-presidential candidate announces who will accompany him as a candidate for the presidency. All said.

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Before congratulating him on his appointment, I would like to ask Alberto Fernandez, who himself revealed this week the list of judges to whom the kirchnerists intend to tackle, if they win, if they are kind enough to provide the complete list of all candidates. Argentine citizens have planned to go to the knife, so we take advantage of these last days of hot selling tickets. Thank you in advance.

Despite the initial surprise, over the hours, it was possible to understand what was the real strategy that Cristina, Máximo and Parrilli had conceived in the Patria Institute's geopolitical seat, more precisely in the small table located between the closet and refrigerator. This is the same little table that they used in 2017, 2015 and 2013. They keep it in the cabin because the great geniuses invented it.

It is clear that the plan is to place Alberto Fernandez at the helm of Kirchner for the whole world to believe that this time they will behave well and that they will never be so friendly again. authoritarian, inept and corrupt that the same Alberto Fernandez denounced for 8 years.

If he wins, they will let him play some time in the Rivadavia chair, while they will intervene in justice to close all criminal cases. They will cut the balls to the judges (in fact, it was the first announcement of the election platform.) Then with the path cleared, will badume Ex She and ready. The only detail that they have not yet explained to Alberto, is that the little red dot that appeared on his forehead is not How did this news in Greenland fall? ? At first, it was a bucket of hot water (there, a bucket of cold water does not surprise anyone).

As I told you, dear readers, the Greenlanders are very excited that Cristina Kirchner will come back to power with the certainty that millions of frightened Argentineans will be able to emigrate to this huge country and not populated that is Greenland to turn it into a flourishing and modern nation. . They do not care if Ella comes back as president or vice-president. It's the same. The one who commands is Ella and the one who pursues too. For the purposes of the "Greenland Power" plan, nothing has changed here.

Moreover, for the illusions of the Greenlanders, the situation is even better. The great concern in Greenland was that these clbadic piantavotos appeared in the manner of kirchnerism, which could lead Cristina to a new electoral defeat and that the idea of ​​a free, just and sovereign Greenland disappears. Fortunately, at least for the moment, it is not like that. Set to choose between the Fernandez that Cristina had available, at least this time did not set Hannibal. All Greenland breathes.

Clearly, the twelve-minute video with which Cristina announced that she would accompany her as a presidential candidate quickly became viral. In Nuuk, Sisimiut, Ilulisaat, in all cities, it was fury. Ex Ella explains in twelve minutes Argentina's hunger, poverty, backwardness, inflation and misery and its extraordinary ability to evade all responsibility in this regard.

In short: according to the one who tells you the future vice-president, a country that went from 4% of poverty that left the decade to 30% of poverty at Macri Gato Alberto Fernández must urgently rescue him. And that also bets on Greenland.

The expectation is immense and everyone expects Cristina to remain the great protagonist of the Argentine politics and therefore of the future prosperity of Greenland. Anything that helps Cristina or anything that harms Macri is celebrated and pbadionate.

In fact, CableGroenlandia sells the subscription to see the trial orally for the cause of public work live and live. There is no igloo that has not been hired and this Tuesday, they gave a holiday so that no one misses them.

They also offer a pack containing all judgments, including Hotesur, Los Sauces, Dolo Futuro, Memorandum with Iran, and so on. They are like 14 judgments. All HD. A wonder.

Anticipating the possible victory of Alberto and Cristina, many Argentineans are already circulating in all the cities of Greenland in search of apartments, premises, etc. Even in Narsak, there are already two Argentinean bars with colorful sidewalk lights selling craft beers. For the moment, they do not have many customers because it's 25 under zero, but at least they've already installed the famous "revne" (that's the word "crack" in Danish).

Although the original language is kalaallisut, the Greenlanders communicate with the Argentineans in Danish because it is a language that we, the Argentineans, use more fluently. Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark. In other words, it's a serious country (they do not know the risk they run with us inside).

Unfortunately, there have been troubles because the Argentines are crossing with the Greenlanders who walk in euphoria by singing Macri, Trash, of the diktaturet er !! (This is how the Danish calls "Macri, Trash, is you who are dictatorship") or "Maurico Macri, that is,", that's 39, that is Mauricio Macri LPQTP.

In order to better understand the Argentine problem and to encourage the integration of the South American community, a seminar on "Peronism in Greenland" was organized. It was few people. Among other thinkers, they invited Horacio González and Ricardo Forster who tried to give a lecture on "The Bolivarian Revolution and its influence on the Kingdom of Denmark", but it was canceled for lack of translator. They have not heard Danish speak of "open letter". It's a problem that these guys usually have. In fact, there are more and more people in the world who understand the "kalaallisut" of the one who understands the "open letter".

While the presidential formula has more than 24 hours to live and enthusiasm persists in Nuuk, it is clear that some Greenlanders have begun to fear that Alberto Fernández is not sufficiently frightened or that it is not taken seriously enough to be voted on mbadively In this case, setting the motto of the campaign will be very important. "Alberto in the government, Cristina in power" is very obvious and is already very commonplace.

It may be better to reflect a more recent idea: "The candidate is the project." This time, it works for them. Sometimes people have a bad memory. That's what they bet in Greenland.