Cyberpunk 2077 Products: The Gaming Lifestyle Will Cost You Over $ 2000 And Your Dignity

We are eight days from the end of Cyberpunk 2077, but with all the branding links for the upcoming RPG, you might mistakenly think it was already out. Throughout the year, developer CD Projekt Red has partnered with several companies to create a slew of cyberpunk-themed items, from gaming mice to game controllers and, yes, even energy drinks.

The target audience: People who love the color yellow and the dystopian patterns so much that they would be ready to look at them, wear them and even drink them anytime. The good news for Cyberpunk 2077 fans is that there are many ways to show your fandom, from the official CDPR ‘samurai’ college jacket to the deeply hideous CyberpunkSecretlab Omega themed gaming chair. The bad news is, everything is inexplicably expensive – and, oh yeah, a little hideous.

A lot of these collaborations are very brand-friendly, I have to say. They all have a futuristic vibe that might appeal to the right kind of imbued fan. Blade runner synthwave vibes and aesthetics – although I personally find it all quite ugly. But that’s certainly not out of place when it comes to video game marketing, and I’m sure there are a lot of people pretty excited to Cyberpunk 2077 to go out (after several delays) that they want to go all out to celebrate the launch.

So I found all Cyberpunk branded links that I could because I was curious how much it would cost to be a true cyberpunk. In short, it will cost a pretty dime – especially since most of these products are either out of stock, fully discontinued, or limited units have been made. (I’m looking at you, Cyberpunk 2077 Xbox One X Limited Edition bundle.) Anyway, here are some branded links if you want to show your love for Cyberpunk 2077.

OnePlus 8T Cyberpunk Edition ($ 849)

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One of the brand’s more expensive ties, the OnePlus 8T is a good phone with a 120Hz display and surprisingly fast charging. All Cyberpunk 2077 The theme is neat and there is a subtle touch of striking yellow accents that make the design interesting.

SecretLab Titan Gaming Chair – Cyberpunk 2077 ($ 489)

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SecretLab chairs are quite comfortable (but very expensive). Still, you get what you pay for. However, to be fair I think the majority yellow design makes this chair a bit off-putting and can really stick out like a sore thumb.

Cyberpunk 2077 Xbox One Limited Edition ($ 400)

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This is actually one of the coolest limited editions Cyberpunk 2077 articles. At the time of its production, there were 45,000 units, so this is certainly a rare find for its original selling price. But that includes glow-in-the-dark accents, laser engraving, and custom panels.

Razer Viper Ultimate with Charging Dock – Cyberpunk 2077 Edition ($ 160)

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Honestly, in the right context you could tell me it was a car featured in Cyberpunk 2077, and I would probably believe you. To be fair, the Razer Viper Ultimate is a good gaming mouse with an ambidextrous design.

Razer Gigantus V2 XXL Mouse Pad / Phone Case ($ 40 – $ 50)

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Oh, and let’s not forget the mouse pad. Yes, you can also buy a Razer mouse pad with a matching phone case for Apple and Samsung phones. This XXL mouse pad will look very nice if you are engaged in the overall Cyberpunk 2077 aesthetic on your PC gaming desktop. For $ 40, you can get this obnoxious yellow mouse pad with the game’s logo printed in the center or the more chic samurai skull on a black background. (I vote for the latter.)

I don’t know why there are phone cases. Okay, jokes aside: I kinda like phone cases.

SteelSeries Closely 1: Cyberpunk 2077 Netrunner Edition ($ 110)

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If you want to enhance your entire PC gaming setup with Cyberpunk 2077 as the main theme, you will have to buy a reliable gaming headset. This headset would also work with a PS4, Switch, or Android, but would also pair perfectly with the Razer Viper gaming mouse I mentioned earlier.

Also I would have show you a Cyberpunk 2077 gaming keyboard. Unfortunately the only thing I could find that existed in the similar area of ​​these other branded links was a Whirlwind FX mechanical keyboard, and it was just a gift.

Samurai Varsity Jacket ($ 58)

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I like college jackets. (I was a two-sport athlete in high school and a former Division 1 athlete, thanks for asking.) As well as being good winter jackets, they are also very expensive. Also, why is there (usually) only one letter on it? Well now you can buy this Cyberpunk 2077– themed jacket, which has Seven (count them) printed letters plus a cool samurai skull on the back.

Cyberpunk 2077 Backpack ($ 112)

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True to the ‘back to school’ vibe, here’s a $ 112 backpack that also includes Cyberpunk 2077. Looks like a very spacious backpack; wonder how much Cyberpunk 2077 any gaming mice could I put here?

Cyberpunk 2077 Face Mask ($ 13)

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If you can, stay indoors as much as possible. But if you do decide to go out, consider wearing your face mask. If you really want people to know you as Cyberpunk 2077, here’s a $ 13 blanket that you can wear on your face while you do it.

Twelve cans of Rockstar Energy ($ 13)

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Some Rockstar Energy drink cans have Cyberpunk 2077 printed, and if you go to the Rockstar Energy Drinks website to enter the code on your can, you can use it to unlock digital rewards and entries for other prizes like Cyberpunk 2077 swag, or if you are really lucky a custom 1970 Mustang. To increase your chances of winning, just get a 12-pack.

Of course there are others Cyberpunk 2077You can add themed products as well, but we’ve got the basics already – and if we count how much all of that would cost, it would set you back around $ 2,294. This is many money – but hey, if you want Cyberpunk 2077 at this point, who am I to judge?