Scientists find link between pollution and small penises

Let’s not lose sight of the usual cheeky jokes and jump straight to the pressing matter under consideration. Research published by renowned environmental and reproductive epidemiologist – Dr Shanna Swan – indicated that pollution could be the cause of the upward tendency of small / small penises, decreased libido and loss of fertility.

In his new book at length titled Countdown: How Our Modern World Threatens Sperm Count, Impairs Male and Female Reproductive Development, and Endangers the Future of the Human RaceDr Swan blamed the industrial chemicals found in everyday products. More specifically, plastics.

The phenomenon was first observed in rat fetuses exposed to just one of the many culprits, phthalates – a common industrial chemical added during the manufacture of plastics to increase flexibility, durability, longevity and transparency. ; often transmitted through toys, pillows, food and breast milk. The majority of subjects tested were more likely to be born with shrunken or deformed packaging.

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The same phenomenon has been observed in human babies exposed to phthalates in the womb, showing worrying similarities in terms of abnormal physical development. Infants who had undergone higher exposure were found to have a shorter anogenital distance, which often correlated with less penile volume. But as bad as the pollution causing small penises can be in the love life of the global collective, there is something even bigger at play here.

“The chemicals in our environment and unhealthy lifestyles in our modern world disrupt our hormonal balance, causing varying degrees of reproductive havoc,” writes Dr. Swan in the book.

“In some parts of the world, the average woman in her twenties is less fertile today than her grandmother was at 35.”

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“We found a relationship between women’s phthalate levels and their sexual satisfaction … Chinese researchers found that workers with higher levels of bisphenol A – commonly known as BPA – in their blood were more likely to have sexual problems, including decreased desire.

Earlier Western fertility research published by Dr Swan in 2017 – a comparison of sperm count from 1973 to 2011 – also supports this thesis. Over four decades and 185 peer-reviewed studies of nearly 45,000 healthy men, the average sperm count has dropped by more than 50% due to continued exposure to pollutants. And yes… the penile shrinkage was apparent.

Dr Swan believes most men will be unable to shoot viable charges by 2045.

“The current state of reproductive affairs cannot last long without threatening human survival.

Also see: the threat posed by non-stick pans.