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Notes and comments from everywhere, in no particular order:
Notes and comments from everywhere, in no particular order:
– A report reported that a brewery in Virginia was producing a beer brand called "Saturday Morning IPA" that had the same taste as the breakfast cereal "Lucky Charms".
When my kids were small, they loved Lucky Charms. The problem was, they would have poured the cereal box, eat the marshmallow pieces, then pour the remaining cereal into the box.
(When I wrote about it in the local newspaper, people called me in town to tell me that their children had done the same thing.You can write all the chronicles you want about taxes. and politics and never hear a word from the readers, but if your kids choose marshmallow pieces in Lucky Charms, people stop you in the street.
I do not know where this trend to make the taste of beer was launched, but I'm against four. I do not want blueberries in my beer. Or lemonade. Or grapefruit. Or (God preserve us) pumpkin spice.
As Valley Girls said in the 1980s, "gag me with a spoon."
The beer should taste like Blatz.
What we really need is not a grain-flavored beer, but a BEER-flavored cereal.
– When will we stop this time change the madness? Understand how to change the digital clocks of our cars, computers and microwaves; to be an hour late or early for things; dogs who can not understand why dinner is an hour early or late – the madness never ends. And for what purpose? Farmers do not have lighthouses on their tractors?
A radio host in Chicago announced each fall that it was time to "fall forward" and each spring to "go back". And whenever gullible people called to tell him that he had missed it. And he would discuss with them. It was very funny.
Here in Wyoming, a bill failed in the legislature this year would have killed the change of time, but only if our neighboring states did the same. Making it dependent on other states was a weak sauce. Who cares about what neighboring states do?
Let's get rid of the time-consuming turkey altogether.
– An advertisement on television urges us to call a law firm if we suffer from a "carnivorous bad infection".
I do not know about you, but if I had a bad flesh-eating infection, I would not wait for an ad on TV to tell me what to do. I would not watch TV. I would look for a doctor, not a lawyer.
(My other favorite TV ad is one that offers a "free catheter sample pack." Talk about fun!)
– At the moment this is written, rumor has it that the much anticipated Mueller report could be released at any time.
If this report does not accuse President Trump of persuading us to vote for him, to play with Putin and other despicable acts, what will happen to all those who so desperately want this report to be the same? key to the removal of Trump? Psychologists, therapy dogs, Play-Doh and safe spaces should be available to deal with mbad hysteria.
If it's not a gun to get Trump, it will be like Ralphie does not get his Red Rider BB weapon for Christmas.
– Would it be too much to ask the staff of the president to let him know that the sentence is "from one sea to the other", not "from one sea to the sea"? I love the guy and what he did for our country, but should not one of his staff tell him?
– Someone should also explain to former Colorado governor, Hickenlooper, who jumped in the race for the presidency (no cliché "hat in the ring" here), that he did not have a chance to win. There will never be President Hickenlooper. As there was never President Huckabee. It's not fair, but their name just does not fit their job.
How long would it take for the word "Loopy" to appear on the stickers?
A name change could be in order.
– And finally, I see that they want to do break dance an Olympic event in 2024. (Oh, my boy.)
If the break dance comes back, are the parachute pants and the fish ties far behind?
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