JAN MOIR: All we want is to share the joy of Baby Sussex

Almost 50 days. It's been how long since the Duchess of Susbad appeared in public.

Since then, an embargo on the news means nothing has been unveiled about it.

It is presumed that she spent her time at Frogmore Cottage, with Mother Doria at her side, to prepare for this wonderful event that could have already taken place.

Radio DJ Chris Evans hinted that Baby Susbad is already here. Perhaps the news will be published when you read this, in which case let the joy and the good news multiply.

Yet, as the weeks pbaded in the spring, the confinement led by Prince Harry that accompanied this royal birth left a feeling of clumsiness. Where are we going from here?

Of course, the arrival of a baby is a moment of private and vivid joy for all parents. Yet for the Duke and Duchess of Susbad, the border is perfect between enjoying total privacy and fulfilling his royal obligations.

In April, they issued an infamous statement that they made the personal decision to "keep the plans confidential around the arrival of their baby." All would be revealed once "they will have had the opportunity to celebrate privately as a new family".

Their concerns and desires are understandable in the modern world of the fishbowl, especially since Meghan is a very old mother who plays her first role in a very different role.

However, as time pbades, am I mistaken in thinking that this general secret and this exclusive strategy are starting to seem a little crazy?

Is the baby still there, is not it? Has the stork been delivered or is it waiting over Windsor? Is it about us like a storm or a second coming or a new single from Taylor Swift? Or is not it?

All this confused mystery is perceived as a revolutionary piece of awakened feminism on the part of the Duchess, but only by those who do not understand the British monarchy nor the singular and symbiotic relationship it has with the British public.

I'm talking about people like Oprah Winfrey, who has been friends with Meghan for about five minutes and is now an expert commentary on royal and constitutional issues.

Maybe she could be the new spokeswoman for Buckingham Palace? She certainly has the confidence and the broadcasting skills.

This week on American television, Oprah explained how proud she was of Meghan for "keeping the birth secret".

The way she continues! It's such an affront. It's as if the British public were asking for cameras to be allowed in the Frogmore bedroom, with perhaps a live commentary from Dimbleby.

And it's hard not to laugh when Oprah says that the Duchess of Susbad will start her family "in a different way than she was practiced over a thousand years ago."

Prithee, actually my good lady Oprah! And will you have a pinch of snuff to season your baby balderdash?

She clearly does not realize that, until very recently, secretaries at home attended royal births, including that of the Queen.

The last time was in 1936 for the birth of the Queen's cousin, Princess Alexandra, but the presence of a government minister is no longer necessary.

You see, Oprah, we have already entered the modern world, thanks anyway for your contribution.

And while I wish Harry and Meghan the best, it's not fair to suggest that the arrival of Baby Susbad is not a person's affair but theirs. Because they are not Hollywood celebrities, they are Windsor celebrities and there is a big difference.

The birth of a new member of the royal family is our business, in fact. The British have long been investing emotionally and financially in this institution.

And no matter what he thinks, Prince Harry can not escape the tacit contract of the royal family with the British public, nor ignore the important fact that the survival of the monarchy depends on his support and affection.

And I am afraid to say that it means allowing the mbades to be part of the most important events of their lives, even if it is to a degree that they find unpleasant.

Everyone has been so understanding about this young couple as they struggle to find a new, practical way to be a modern royal family that blends with their Soho House lifestyle.

However, even the most ardent royalists do not want to feel that their honest and warm interest for the Windsors and their new bouncing Windsor babies is somehow wrong, undesirable or stained.

Harry and Meghan handle this golden pond of good will at their peril. Although being a member of the royal family can be a drag, we all know that it also has many benefits.

Mainly, a global platform on which to launch their favorite charities and animal causes; beautiful houses in which to live; and access to the sovereign subsidy of £ 80 million.

If the Susbad continue to decide that the cost of royalty is simply too high, they can still leave the fold and live their lives in a glorious and intact intimacy forever.

Nobody wants that, maybe even less. Few people doubt the stress of the Duchy and the constraints attached to it, but let's be honest; The reality of Harry and Meghan's situation is that they are the winners of the lottery of life and not the victims.

Composing with the weird and awkward photo shoot and the interest in a nation is a small price for all the love and affection that will come back.

In the meantime, a new baby! It's absolutely wonderful. Please let us share this joy.

Scarlett is a very rich widow

New Avengers movie: Endgame lasts more than three hours. Count on me, baby, and that's before we go to the exorbitant fees of the stars.

Robert Downey Jnr will receive a salary of 58 million pounds sterling for his latest appearance in Iron Man.

This is in addition to the £ 2.3 million paid every day for three days of work on the Spider-man movie.

Scarlett Johansson is said to have won 15 million pounds for playing the black widow.

How times have changed since 1976, when Marlon Brando and Jack Nicholson made a western called The Missouri Breaks.

"Another day, another million dollars," they joked each other every morning – but they were getting peanuts compared to today's stars.

No wonder that going to the cinema costs so much!

Goodbye, Pike, stupid little boy

Farewell, then, Gavin Williamson, who left office when he entered it; at the top of a wave of stupidity that would shame Private Pike.

"I swear on the lives of my children that it's not me," he said after being accused of a leaked National Security Council.

To swear on the life of his children? What a terrible and stupid thing for a father to say. A meaningless, meaningless and cruel answer – what should your family think?

It's not his lives to lose, to begin with. Yet, this is perhaps the kind of on-the-job saying that we should expect from this hard-hit tough. He is a former fireworks salesman who has always been portrayed as a great player.

It would have been said about Ms. May: "I did it, I can break it."

And he was already surprised at a Mayfair restaurant, touting his ties to the DUP and how he could outwit Jeremy Hunt and Sajid Javid in any contest for the post of prime minister.

Well, not anymore, Mr. Williams. Ya boo, that sucks, as he would probably say himself.

You are allowed to relax, Mr. Craig

Not only has the turmoil of our national policy made the UK a global joke, but now people are laughing at Daniel Craig. The rotters.

Craig was recently introduced to a James Bond launch in Jamaica, dressed in tennis and wearing a pained expression, as if the whole world was several fathoms under him.

As filming begins in the July 25, 007 movie, American newspapers are queuing to take pictures, calling the 51-year-old actor a sulky mocker and grumpy, someone who has ruined Bond .

They would prefer to see humor brought back, with stupid gadgets and laughs.

I beg you, no. Although Craig may be a terrible subject in real life, I love his portrait – he is the only Bond that seems to really want to say it; this bleak darkness and deafening patriotic fervor resonated in one way or another with time.

This scene at Skyfall where he stands on a roof at Westminster while the Union Flags float through London, looks absolutely furious – good, that says it all for me.

In addition to his physical character in the role, which reflects on all these pseudo-sneers.

And if we think that Daniel is too fair and Leftie, I shudder to think about what will happen.

An impossible dream becomes reality for Fraser

Yes, I too have dreamed of an impossible dream – and I went to see Kelsey Grammer play Don Quixote at the London Coliseum.

About halfway through this new production of the National Opera's opera Man Of La Mancha, I began to understand why she had not been shown in the West End for over 50 years – God, is really sad.

Despite the presence of a featured song – The Impossible Dream – and two television legends, Frasier's star appearing as the Spanish knight with nostalgia alongside Nicholas Lyndhurst in a dual role, it's a series that never really takes off.

Grammer (photo) gives the maximum, but in the end, it was a night that I had to endure with unbearable pain as he was trying to reach the inaccessible notes.

Yet, we are full of admiration for the energetic 64-year-old star, who is taking so much luck so late in his career.

Despite my apprehensions, it was wonderful to see his face while he was taking his bows at the end, exhilarating air that mingled in some way or other relief and joy.

It was an edifying moment that we badly needed.

Jude Law has just married Phillipa Coan, his four-year-old girlfriend.

The bride wore a simple cream dress and wore a wildflower bouquet, while the groom was fiercely overhanging her, giving her the appearance of an audition to play the role of Matt Goss in the Bros, with a velvet suit , a fedora and a scarf, tinted sunglbades, oversized wrists and a pair of bright blue suede shoes.

When will he be famous?

Bless them! The couple always looked so happy together and Phillipa made it clear that her husband was a changed man.

Because it's no secret that Jude is not an angel. He had three children with his first wife, Sadie Frost, and two other children from two different girlfriends, the youngest of whom was born as recently as 2015.

Famous, he also cheated actress Sienna Miller with the nanny of her children.

Yet, it's never too late to grow and calm down, in a world where true love can truly conquer everyone.