Amazon tweets warned that robots will replace workers if John Oliver is not nicer

Can not John Oliver choose a corporate monster of his size?

If a tweet from Amazon late Wednesday afternoon is an indication, the recent report of the comedian HBO on the storage conditions in the warehouses of the international behemoth has hurt the feelings of CEO Jeff Bezos. And, as the article tweeted by Amazon warns, if Oliver does not play well, it's Amazon's own workers who will suffer – because Bezos automates them as soon as they leave.

If you scratch your head right now in confusion, you are not alone. The article, allegedly written by an employee of Amazon's "sorting center" in West Sacramento, Calif., Was shared by the company in a transparent effort to change the evil talk in the trash that surrounds society.

"Two sides to each story", reads the tweet referring to the article in question, "an badociate of the Amazon sorting center presented his perspective on the recent coverage of our working conditions[.]"

The argument of the play basically boils down to this: the experience of a Amazon worker is not so bad (he has 20 minutes to eat pancakes!) And any criticism of The company's work practices are therefore probably exaggerated.

Moreover, he continues, critics risk angering Lord Bezos. If this continues and Bezos gets too upset, he is sure to replace all his employees with robots – something that Amazon would have supposedly held up to now because he feels responsible for "[creating] more customers. "

Almost every job in my sorting center could probably be done by a robot. In fact, it amazes me that Amazon did not just automate all the installations. After all, robots do not call people sick, do not steal their employers, do not sue for compensation, and they never complain about long hours of work, heat or cold. But robots do not buy consumer goods either. If I had to guess, I would say that Amazon continues to employ a lot of human beings because, by putting money in the pockets of working clbad people, society creates more customers. Robots can not buy basketball shoes or hibachi grills, but people do.

Yes, the argument says, the company that literally plans to replace human jobs with robots is waiting for a complete transition because it is afraid to sell more grills for hibachi.

However, dear reader, this means that John Oliver threatens the fragile truce begun between man and Amazon-machine.

"But if John Oliver and his ilk continue to question the inhuman treatment of Amazon towards his workers," the article continues, "Bezos could decide to completely automate his operation and to people like me would not have more work. "

So please, stop hurting the fragile feelings of Jeff Bezos, John Oliver. The jobs of human workers are clearly, obviously, and seriously dependent on that.

UPDATE: July 24, 2019, 5:38 pm PDT: Welp, it did not take long. Amazon has deleted the tweet.