If only all MPs were fighting for Britain, like Mark Francis, we would be in a much better place

Yesterday, something extraordinary happened in the saga of Brexit. Mark François, Vice President of the European Research Group (ERG), has taken his first steps in public consciousness as a potential leader in solving problems.

While Theresa May danced around Merkel and Macron, imploring their mercy, nobody paid attention to it, too metamorphosed by its complex metaphors. "We will become a Trojan horse within the European Union," he said in a series of warnings.

It was a terrible badogy, as all the connoisseurs of Greek mythology know, who asked all sorts of questions, such as: Helen of Troy, where is Cbadander, and are we comfortable to be compared to a structure flammable wood? …