Lawyer Toast Coaches: Who wants to bring their breakfast to their feet? | Fashion

First name: Shadow 6000 coaches "Saucamole".

Appearance: Good butters.

Pray your sorry? Pants, puny, sad, horribad.

Why The upper is made of flesh-colored leather and covers a velvety velvet brown layer to simulate the favorite breakfast of …

Wait, I know it. Tears of quinoa? No.

Carpaccio student debt? No.

Banana Brexit? 'Fraid not.

Oatmeal disappointment garnished with sad granola? Give you a hint. Start with "A".

Avocado on toast? Here. If you're a drummer with $ 140 (£ 108) burning a hole in your pocket, this is the zyzzyva.

Sorry? The last word.

Very clever. The shoe even has a logo shaped avocado on the tongue. In addition, fashionistas say "the perfect nod to red pepper flakes that really avoid a good toast."

Are they edible? Yes. If you eat suede, leather and white sole.

Sole is not made of fish, is it? No.

But look here. True avocado toasts have allowed me to cross Veganuary, while these shoes are made of cowhide which, the last time I've looked, is not at all vegan. .. This could be a flaw in the business model. Who makes this revolution in the aesthetics of the shoe? The American running shoe company Saucony, who has already worked in the field of shoes for breakfast. Last year, she launched a line of Dunkin 'Donuts shoes with notes of hot, iced coffee on a pink frosted base to celebrate the Boston Marathon.

What other novelty shoes haSaucony does? Lobster-themed sneakers that were orange. Pumpkin and latte themed sneakers, pumpkin color. In 2015, Saucony launched a range of dark coffee Irish coffee trainers, with a layer of honey-colored whiskey and a thick layer of white cream.

Is Irish coffee the new healthy drink of breakfast? In case of drunk possession of fur arteries before 8 o'clock, one is in good health.

Anything after that? The Shadow 20 000 "Mumfordandruns", whose hairy stem simulates a folk beard, as well as yellow soles threaded blue veins evoking the stilton craft. And for the ladies, Saucony has teamed up with Christian Louboutin to offer you high-heeled sports shoes so dizzying that you will never again vibrate your Fitbit. Not to mention the British version of Saucamole, whose color code represents my favorite breakfast: peas and fluffy chips from last night, hot in the microwave.

You've composed these last three, is not it? Sorry.

Do not tell: "Finally, the coaches who give me the leads."

say: "Finally, coaches who, for whatever reason, tell the world what I like at breakfast.