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The powerful Woosh
There was no football on Monday night and basically everything was happening on the transfer market, so the US press decided to make a decision on Tuesday. What should they put on their last pages?
The daily mail pretend that anyone cares about running and tennis, while the Daily Express Oddly opt for a story of Daily Mirror hack Darren Lewis who only did p53 of his parent newspaper. If Mauricio Pochettino's insubstantial quotes are what they drew from the merger of the two newspapers, they may want to take a look at the fine print of this deal.
The star of the day drive on Eden Hazard, while The sun propose an "exclusive" story that Manchester City is "ETIMAD" about referees' treatment of Raheem Sterling. It's a decent story, but it's not the last page.
The Daily Mirror themselves? They are shameless gazelles …
Mirror sport of Tuesday: "You have the bag" #tomorrowspaperstayay pic.twitter.com/nvAyygZBbe
– Helena Lee (@BBCHelenaLee) January 21, 2019
To what extent is it clear on a scale of 0 (mud) to 10 (glbad) that the Mirror actually quotes Gary Neville (excerpt from a podcast released Sunday night)? We think it's a 1. They knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote this title – they do not even know imply that Maurizio Sarri is facing the bag; they claim it as a fact.
"CHELSEA BOSS COULD ONLY HAVE 18 MONTHS."
Well he "could". And the mirror could have no shame at all.
I swear again
Elsewhere on The sun The last page is titled "I'm a real pan in the ** for bosses" next to Eden Hazard's photo.
Does he say at one point that he is 'painful' at **? It's bullets.
Yet we all know that punters love an asterisk.
Age concern
Things are going pretty well for Marcus Rashford – so good, in fact, that he's basically a merger of Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney – So, what the world needs now is that Sam Allardyce loudly urinates all his fries. Basically, he will be baded in four years and he will not play at all in ten years. That's what Big Sam says. And you know that Big Sam knows everything about science and everything else.
He said talkSPORT: "[It will] probably be very difficult [for Rashford] to reach 30 years because of the physical and mental demands and fatigue that he will undergo.
"He'll have three weeks a year, that's all. He will play around the world because there will be more pre-season, he will play right away through these tournaments.
"He will play for his country this summer, he will have barely three weeks off and I think that, judging by the wear, he will be 25 years old, he will have problems. Even if he does not get serious injuries, the knees, ankles, hips and back will become a problem a little later.
"Do not stop playing, but I think later in life, his career will end faster than maybe before. But if you look at the Premier League now, I think there are fewer players over the age of 30 playing now than ever before. "
Does anyone want to tell Allardyce that three of the top five of this year's Ballon d'Or vote are over 30 years old? That Ronaldo played more football than Rashford at the age of 21 and that he's still good at 33? That five of the top ten scorers in the big five leagues this season are over 30 years old? That three players over 30 are part of the current Manchester City team? Or that 32-year-old James Milner beat all his Liverpool team-mates for a pre-season endurance test?
It's almost as if everyone was not Wayne Rooney.
Oh, how we missed the days (about three months ago) when Rashford did not play enough football.
Narrative Buster
the Manchester Evening News desperate since the temporary appointment of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as manager of Manchester United to combine his name with that of Sir Alex Ferguson.
Here are some of their many titles:
"Ole Gunnar Solskjaer won all six matches of Man Utd and the role played by Sir Alex Ferguson behind the scenes was vital."
"Ole Gunnar Solskjaer discusses the consulting role of Sir Alex Ferguson at Manchester United."
"Ole Gunnar Solskjaer needs Sir Alex Ferguson Manchester United's plan to beat Tottenham."
"Paul Pogba reveals that Solskjaer has restored Sir Alex Ferguson's techniques to Manchester United."
"Manchester United coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, is changing the reign of Sir Alex Ferguson."
"How Sir Alex Ferguson helps Ole Gunnar Solskjaer at Manchester United."
This last story is interesting because Samuel Luckhurst wrote: "Sir Alex Ferguson advises Ole Gunnar Solskjaer on his selection of teams at Manchester United".
The MEN may reveal that Ferguson, who has visited the United training ground twice since Solskjaer was appointed interim last month, is "very, very involved" in the new United organization.
A locker source said the 77-year-old was badisting Solskjaer with some team selection and player badysis before the matches. Although the selections rest entirely on Solskjaer, the Norwegians appreciate so much the contribution of Ferguson that it probed for his opinion on the selections of United. "
Apparently, "Solskjaer did not hide his eagerness to rely on Ferguson for education, while he hopes to be named next permanent director of United".
Well, he's very keen to hide his ardor now, as Solskjaer himself has told him to Standard evening:
"We do not talk every week. I did not talk to him many times. He came to visit us only once – he went to see (the former player, Giuseppe) Rossi once. The influence is over my 15 years under him. He's 77, it's not fair to him either, is not it?
Idiot. Ole idiot. Did not anyone tell him about the story?
Me me me
Arsenal has confirmed the extent of Hector Bellerin's injury and he will miss the last two games of the Gunners against United this season. #mufc https://t.co/AFMPLTku0H
– Man United News (@ManUtdMEN) January 22, 2019
Lies, accursed lies and statistics
Tuesday marks a year since the signing of Alexis Sanchez by Manchester United. The daily mail and Daily Mirror could not have made the date more contrasted.
The Daily Mail has opted for a title of "4 TARGETS AT £ 6 million APIECE", with a subtitle stating that "the mega-money deal has not paid off". According to Chris Wheeler, "the highlights of his 32 appearances were hard to come by".
This contrasts sharply with the Daily Mirror and is titled "SANCHEZ … FROM PIANO TO PLAYER". Because apparently, "a year after the old-fashioned entry into Old Trafford, Alexis finally hits the right notes." This will surprise everyone who saw him play 91 minutes under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
Indeed, the Mirror itself awarded him 6/10 for his performance against Reading in the England Cup at his only start in 2019. feel as if everything was starting to come together.
So, either he's a huge flop with "DAMNING STATS", or "he's proven that he can become the world-clbad talent he's been", because he's created more chances than his team-mates from Manchester United in the last 12 months. .
One of the two. Whether or.
Maroon Eleven
The Daily Mirror's Chief Sports Writer Dave Kidd makes sense for his skewer of Everton and their transfer policy over the past five years, but is it really fair for a team to rank 11th, just three points behind the seventh, to qualify as "stuck in the lower half of the Premier League"?
The definition of "brown" is to "leave (someone) trapped and alone in an inaccessible place, especially an island". We are not sure that the 11th counts as 'inaccessible'; Leicester will probably be here next week.
Dear Stan
"You can understand that Huddersfield is addressing Borussia Dortmund's under-23 squad for his new manager, Jan Siewert, because he will have a similar vision of the match to David Wagner," Stan Collymore writes in a statement. Daily Mirror. You can stop there, Stan.
"But why not bring a young under-23 coach to Liverpool, Manchester City or Manchester United, for example, someone who already has the habit of dealing with players at $ 30,000?" £ 000, or even up to £ 100,000, per week? & # 39;
Apart from the fact that there is no one in Huddersfield Town with £ 100,000 per week? And apart from the fact that it is reasonable to try to replicate the success of the greatest manager of the modern history of this football club? Except that? You want more?
How about Ricky Sbragia, a former 62-year-old Sunderland manager who currently heads Manchester United's under-23 squad (not even at the top of development football)?
We could continue by detailing the number of players under 23 in these clubs for around £ 30,000 a week. But really, who has the time?
Sometimes, why not call in a Brit? It's really a very stupid question.
Recommended reading of the day
Sachin Nakrani on the language and BAME players
Miguel Delaney on the Bundesliga coveting young English players
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