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I am very grateful for this episode. Yes, there are important discussions about mental health and addiction. There is also an absolutely magical moment where Heather goes over the pronunciation of “Godiva” to her daughter (it’s not “come on, diva,To my dismay). But what I’m most grateful for is Mary Cosby’s near absence. Of course, she walks in for a second to embark on the fashion show, her congregation’s hard-earned cash flowing from her dazzled shoulder pads. Other than that? Basically nothing. It’s a wonder what 43 minutes without a whole body squealing can do for chronic back pain.
Alas, we’re picking up where we left off at Park City Fashion Week 1, where Brooks showcases their “line” of five identical black tracksuits. The spectacle itself is anti-climatic. Brooks debuts the lederhosen version of his tracksuit, and Meredith takes to the track energizing the ‘Youth Pastor at Agent Provocateur Sample Sale’. Even the worst is only 30% of Ramona Singer, so I would call it a smash hit. Seth FaceTimes comes from a Super 8 somewhere that surely smells of the Cuyahoga River and then has the audacity to ask Meredith and Brooks if they have been removed. Brooks is predictably upset that Seth hasn’t demanded game-by-play and heaps praise on him. Seth’s eyes almost popped out of his head as he tells Brooks the conversation is giving him anxiety and just sends a handwritten note because the LTE coverage is bad in Ohio or whatever. Meredith feels partly responsible which is sort of true because of all that is ‘you asked for space’ but also not true at all because Seth is a grown man who has spent his entire career to travel and should be able to communicate with him. children from afar at this point.
Bravo usually does a light vignette interlude shortly after the first scene, and this week is no different. It’s a gift every time! Lisa touts her vaguely phallic, crystal-covered tequila bottles like kosher food. Brooks drinks grapefruit puree in a grapefruit half with a metal straw when the Vitamix is no more than 18 inches in the ultimate display of privilege. And finally, Mary Cosby asks Robert Junior and his Gucci trapper hat why they came home late. Is there a context? Of course not! We can only imagine that 15 minutes before the air someone from Bravo realized that it was better to cast another scene of Mary for contractual reasons, and that was the only sequence that did not require draw a family tree directly from a tome by George RR Martin.
At Beauty Lab + Laser, Whitney comes in to get a facial and completely disassociate herself while Heather mulls over the divorce. After asking about Whitney’s father, Heather makes a highly questionable comparison of her addiction struggles to her divorce struggles. They talk about how difficult it is in general to live under the judgment of the Mormon Church, especially as women. Heather goes on to detail the conflict she feels between the expectations of society, what she wants for her daughters, and what she wants as a person. Whitney reassures her that she’s a great mom, and I’d really like to quickly move these conversations forward so we can watch Heather go to town with her flirty innuendo about all the hot and available men Bravo can find in the area. tri-state zone. Hell, make it a dating show! If Becca Kufrin’s boring ass can carry an entire season of The bachelorette, can you even imagine what Heather would do with 30 beefy hunks and an infinity pool of tequila soda?
Either way, exciting things are happening at Shah Chalet. No, it’s not a diamond encrusted step and rehearsal or the initiation of a seventh helper, but a lot of the talk about sanity. Jen chooses a breakfast plate after taking anxiety / depression medication, discussing her trip to a confessional. We find out that after her father died, she was in a bad state and was afraid to take care of him for fear of appearing weak. Although Sharrieff told her she didn’t need any meds, just prayers (uggghhhh, boy, we were supporting you …) her son Rafi finally stepped in and said he loves her what that it happens and that the drugs are not to be ashamed of. Amen. If you need them, take them!
In other family bonding news, Lisa would rather die than play Monopoly (I mean, same), so they get ready for a completely normal family night out writing their goals on billboards. display. Young Henry has big plans to get his first kiss at age 15, have triplets and meet Post Malone. I can’t decide if it’s more interesting that the smooch has such incredible time specificity or that the most immediately achievable goal here involves Post Malone. Either way, former spawn Jack will pass his pilot test, be shredded, and become a LADYSLAYER. I don’t like that last thing at all, and besides being a bit barf-worthy, surely it must be against Mormon doctrine? John’s goals are to take the boys out camping, coach their sports teams, and listen without interrupting. Either he slipped a big stack of Vida Tequila cash to the editors, or maybe John is a good guy? Unsurprisingly, Lisa’s goals are to grow her business, raise the bar higher, and say ‘no’ when things are not lined up, which she immediately gives up later that evening after her husband seems mildly. excited about it. Devoid of any form of auditory, visual or physical attention, John curls up in his shell until next week.
Hoping to get more information on “the fucking phase everyone has the second they separate from their spouse,” Jen and Heather butter Meredith with Lookout rounds and an order of meatballs. It does not work. Her lips remain tightly closed, and every love-life question is met with elusive platitudinal nonsense. While this is great for Meredith’s therapist and media trainer (so many images for their portfolios!), It doesn’t exactly work for Andy Cohen’s penny gossip dinner. Lucky for us, Jen is hinting that there’s more to the story, and since studying her ‘How to Be a True Housewife’ playbook seven hours a day, you already know she’s going to knock it down. the beans in a hurry.
In what could be the last stretch in human history of a busy trampoline park, Whitney and her dad, Steve, take her kids for a little bounce so they can get to know their grandfather better. Everything’s fine (although it’s a little stressful knowing that my guy’s hair situation might not be able to withstand so much pushing) until Steve starts talking about wanting to quit his sober life. He tells Whitney that he’s louder and clearer and that he got the job done and it’s time to ‘take that badass out and make some money’. She understandably worries that he will want to quit the program after just 21 days instead of the 90 allotted to him and tells him that she is afraid of losing the progress he has made. This is all so difficult and I sincerely hope Whitney has her own support system, because at least from what we’ve seen she did a terrific job for her father.
With Heather, things are also getting vulnerable. While helping her eldest daughter Ashley make a poster asking her boyfriend to dance lovers, the whole family has a very real conversation about Heather’s pent-up feelings of divorce. That’s basically what we’ve heard before, and her three daughters are reassuring as hell, telling her how much she’s taught them to choose their own path and not to blindly comply, as well as the way they are. all support each other, no matter what. whatever makes them happy. They don’t say it explicitly, but all signs point to Heather and her daughters mutually deciding to leave the Mormon Church?!?! At this point, is there anyone on this 100% Mormon show? Have they ever been? What does Lisa think about this? In fact, scratch that – the world doesn’t need another second of moralizing from someone eating Wendy’s, Sonic, and Taco Bell in one meal. But perhaps as a compromise, can we abandon temple plans and haunted choir music? At least until they cast an IG Mormon influencer next season?
Finally, Jen goes to Whitney’s place to play pole and chat about Meredith. As Whitney demonstrates some basic moves, Jen reports that while she may not “get the cock” often, she is perfectly fine because she has the Hitachi magic wand. Oh yes, and also that just as she needs attention and will seek it elsewhere when she doesn’t have enough, Meredith can rummage outside the house as well. In another doomed confessional look somewhere at the intersection of Marilyn Monroe and the SpongeBob SquarePants driving instructor, Whitney feigns shock and says Jen would be better able to support these allegations. Do not worry! Jen was in New York for the Meredith’s Trunk show, where there was a gentleman who proclaimed that Meredith was the love of her life and that he was going to marry her before “making sure she gets on.” upstairs”.
Happy holidays and see you next week to investigate Meredith’s Botox resistance to these dirty rumors!
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