Stephen Colbert on Trump's visit to Britain: "America was 239lb smarter" | Culture

The late-night guests focused on the second day of Trump's UK visit and the growing protests against him.

Stephen Colbert: "A Donald Trump who speaks English"

Stephen Colbert opened his monologue by directly posing in Trump: "For another day, America was 239lb smarter because President Trump was still in England."

Some have dubbed the British protests against Trump's Carnival of Resistance. Colbert reacted with displeased displeasure: "All the better, it looks funny. We must live with him! Here is a little less the Carnival of the Resistance and more a show of traveling monsters. "

Colbert also drew attention to a teenager who mowed a giant penis in a field near the place where Trump landed. Colbert joked: "It was the first time in years that Trump was able to look down and see a penis. " The jokers had projected Obama's British approval rate in relation to Trump's: 72 to 21 respectively. Colbert lamented: "Unfortunately, the votes in English do not count in our elections. Only Russians do it. "

In Britain, Trump said Boris Johnson, "a man whose hairstylist is a raccoon," said Colbert, is expected to be the next prime minister after Theresa May. Johnson has also been described as a British Donald Trump. Colbert shouted, "Oh, that's fine: a Donald Trump who speaks English."

Johnson declined the invitation to meet with Trump, but this one met with Brexit party leader Nigel Farage, who was "mistreated" by the protesters. "I think I know why Trump agreed to meet him," said Colbert. Imitating Trump, he continued, "Keep talking, Nigel, I'm just going to suck you back."

Trevor Noah: "It's like he's dyslexic, but for the size of the crowd"

Trevor Noah is also focused on Trump's trip to the UK, starting with the state dinner hosted by the Queen. During dinner, Trump touched the queen on his back, which is considered a bad label. Noah did not find the gesture so offensive: "If Trump really wanted to break the protocol, I did not think he would touch the back of the queen."

In fact, Noah found a completely different behavior from the Trump offensive. "I do not think Trump touching the Queen is offensive." What was offensive was Trump's outfit for the big dinner, how can a man have access to nuclear codes without a tailor?

He then discussed the demonstrations in the UK and showed the efforts of the protesters. Nothing but the unfavorable view of the approval rating on the Tower of London has pleased the public.

Noah said: "Clearly, the British protesters are taking to the streets to make Trump feel that he is not welcome in the UK, but for Trump, the demonstrations look like Eric – he claims simply that they do not exist. "

At a subsequent press conference, Trump said that he had not seen the protests, but only a small group of people demonstrating. According to some estimates, tens of thousands of people attended the demonstrations. Noah remarked, "It's almost as if Trump was dyslexic, but only for the number of people" – referring to the number of people Trump said at his inauguration.

During the same press conference, Trump was asked if the NHS would be affected by the trade agreement between the United Kingdom and the United Kingdom. He did not seem to know the answer, he had to turn to Theresa May for clarification. Noah said, "Theresa May had to give the answer quickly. In fact, now that she is leaving, it could be her next job. Yeah, I'm right next to President Trump to explain bullshit. "

Jimmy Kimmel: "Next time, elect a clown of the president of the computer"

Jimmy Kimmel opened his show with an immediate shot at Trump, explaining to the audience, "The reason he went to London is interesting, he heard that he had an hour of tea every day and that he had discovered that it did not mean playing golf. He was very angry! "

Kimmel also mocked Trump's clothing choices for the official dinner and talked about "The Burger King and the Queen." Kimmel felt that Trump's visit was a cruel joke for the queen, adding that she had to pretend even if she did not want to. "Next time, elect the computer president's clown and see what he's doing."

Asked about the growing protests, Trump responded that he had only seen one small one. Kimmel joked: "If there is one thing Trump knows how to estimate, it's the size of the crowd."