Trevor Noah on Trump and Boris Johnson: "Clones Failed on Each Other" | Culture

The hosts of the night discussed Donald Trump's visit to the United Kingdom and his ongoing war with London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

Trevor Noah

At the Daily Show, Trevor Noah spoke about Trump's treatment during his stay in Britain. The queen gave him Winston Churchill's book on the second world war. Noah jokes, "That's right, the Queen's Gift for Trump was a book. Either she does not know Trump or she's watching him. He continued, "It's like giving an aquarium to Stevie Wonder. "

Even before landing, Trump showed that he was unhappy with Sadiq Khan, calling him "Blasio twin unless shorter". Noah commented on this strange comparison: "It's a strange diss … Yeah, everyone is shorter than Bill Blasio." Noah continued: "It's like someone is saying to himself:" Haha, this guy has less money than Jeff Bezos! We all! "

But Noah noticed that it's often a Trump habit before meeting political leaders. "It's almost like he's sending his oxen in front of him, so he has something to do when he lands."

Still, Trump continued to walk on his feet, suggesting that Boris Johnson should succeed in May. Noah stressed the odd resemblance between the two: "The UK is about to elect a prime minister who looks like Donald Trump." Later, Noah said, "I've never seen two people look like missed clones."

Despite all the pitfalls of the trip, Trump was unable to sleep at Buckingham Palace due to ongoing renovations. Citing the same one from a man who denied a woman a room in the Holiday Inn Express, Noah mocked Trump in the Queen's voice: "I'm sorry Donald, it's over me now … I'm sorry, Donald, the Best Western is wearing. "

Stephen Colbert

"The president fled the country, knowing we were back on the air!" Opened Stephen Colbert on The Late Show after returning from a short break.

Colbert informed his audience of Trump's activities in London. After telling his audience that the Queen had offered Trump a book about the Second World War, Colbert mocked the sympathy of Trump's far right. "Look, thank you very much," he said like Trump, "but do not tell me how it ends, I like a lot the German Charlie Chaplin who invented the high-five."

The host also commented on the photo of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump, looking pale, "haunting" Buckingham Palace and singing: "Sometimes, if you listen carefully, you can still hear them without having anything to make.

Colbert commented on the Trump and Queen videos dressed formally for the official dinner: "This season of The Crown has really made a leap forward for the shark."

The former businessman even made a speech at the state dinner, recalling the queen's participation in the second world war. In his imitation Trump, again: "A very tall woman. Not very smart, though. She could have gotten out of all the stuff of the Second World War by pretending to be a bone.

But it was not just tours and gifts on his trip to London. Before his visit, Trump had begun what Colbert had described as an "international cat fight", calling the Duchess of Susbad "nasty" in an interview with the British tabloid The Sun. Colbert compared this to a rude response to an invitation to a wedding: "It's like signing up for a wedding: the bride fears, I'm going to have the fish."

Colbert also returned to Trump's trip to Japan last week, especially to cover the USS John McCain. Colbert joked, "Yes, Trump would have been furious if he had seen a ship with his arch-nemesis on it. That's why the navy also asked to hide the USS salad. "