Viewers of the Right Royal Family in Hysteria on Danny Dyer's Play

the EastEnders The actor described the show as a "real royal caper", exploring the royal roots he discovered two years ago when appearing in Who do you think you are?.

Last week, viewers saw Sir Danny (we made him knight) follow in the footsteps of his Viking ancestor Rollo by impaling an "Anglo-Saxon watermelon" and literally wearing a crown of thorns in the streets of Paris, like Louis IX.

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How would he ever reach the top in the second part? Oh, going around like one of the Henry VIII courtiers and jousting in knight armor like he was Henry Hotspur Percy.

Danny first visited one of Edward II's castles, where he learned all about the love triangle between King Isabella de Beauchamp and Hugh Despenser the Younger.

Isabella acquired the reputation of "She Wolf" because when she heard about the rumor that Hugh and Edward were aware, she mobilized an army to capture Hugh and have him neutered. The historian telling the story to Danny decided that it was best to show him a drawing illustrating Hugh's retribution.

"Oh my God, let's do some macaroons," Danny grimaced. "Oh no, did they remove the flicker?"

When the historian bluntly shared that Isabella's forces had "cut off Hugh's testicles and penis during his lifetime and then threw them into the fire," Danny grinned, "You can take his winkle you can burn it and do what you want to do! "

"It's one of the worst deaths I've ever heard," he explained later.

And that comes from a guy who works on a place where there have been bus accidents, guys who have fallen off a cliff and several members of the same family who have fallen from the top of the buildings.

In any case, the viewers got a kick from Danny talking about winkles.

This very phallic episode has also seen Danny make a nice series of descriptions of what lies beneath his code. Enjoy a cameo from a clbadic movie monster …

Ummm, moving. The actor then put on the chain mail and a full set of armor to fight as the great knights of his lineage. What was most important to him was how painful it was to wear all that metal.

"Do they rest one day?" he prayed in the middle of the game.

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After firing a few helmet shots from the other knight, Danny thought that it was best to end the fight peacefully before beheading him.

"Shall we have a knight's kiss?" He asked.

The episode is concluded with Danny's wife, Joanne, Island of love The star girl Dani and her sons join him in all Tudor's wardrobe for a good old-fashioned sugar banquet!

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"She went from bikini to corset," joked Joanne about Dani.

We have a slight suspicion that Danny could let his royal lineage enter his head, since he has curled the series by warning his children: "Well, silly fun, let's remember who the king is!"

Unfortunately, this was the final of The right royal family of Danny Dyer, but more in prime time, Dyer could arrive soon on BBC One. It was reported earlier in the day that he had signed to host a new television pilot for Beeb based on the American Challenge. The wall.

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