Who on earth wants a finer Reese's?

Devout readers know Take away has a policy not to bite the yum of another person. Do you like French fries? Well. We do not do it, but these mistakes It's the differences of opinion that make the world such a beautiful place! You may also think that Imagine Dragons is a good group, and that's good because, well, we can not all be right all the time.

But who among us is calling for thinner cups of Reese peanut butter? Please, show yourself. I may not agree with you, but really, I want to understand! Apparently, Reese believes that such people exist because the company will start in early March with Reese's Thins, cups 40% thinner. I really struggle to keep calm here. Reese's Thinner? Why, cruel world? Reese's cups are my favorite treats and they are perfect as is, unless the company wants to enlarge them even more, in which case it's great! But I can not in my conscience understand the attraction of less Reese by bite.

When Hershey North America President Michele Buck explained the concept of Reese's Thins to People magazine, she said the new product "will appeal to consumers who want something sweet and more permissible". Oh, Mrs. Buck, I do not need permission from anyone to enjoy a cup, two or three 47. I'm not interested in nibbling a Reese's These to alleviate the guilt you're planning on me no. No, I want to sit down with a bag of Reese's cups and poke them in the face with abandon until the orange and brown wrappings line my couch like a waxy nest. THAT IS WHAT I AM.

I am sorry. I lost my calm. It was not cool, but I took a walk around the block, pressed my stress ball and I think I feel better now. If you want to eat these Thin from Reese, do it outside my field of vision.