Jessica Biel says that she's not an anti-vaxxer, she just crushes a lot

Online news for actress Jessica Biel was not particularly good as she was the target of shooting in recent days for allegations – reported for the first time by our colleagues at Jezebel– That she was inspired by her husband Justin Timberlake and was trying to bring back sexy. (Sexy, in this case, our new nickname for measles.) But let's be clear: Jessica Biel is not an anti-vaxxer, as she told you herself, provided you check her gram:

No, Biel is just a lobbyist, a politically conscious actor who happens to be (just for the moment, you understand) throwing his near-considerable power behind an organization responsible for spreading false claims about the allegedly "harmful" effects of the vaccines. Specifically, she was seen at the California State House yesterday alongside Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an environmental activist who also not an anti-vaxxer, even though he spends a lot of time talking about the severity and severity of the vaccines. (No one is an anti-vaxxer, that's what we're learning today.)

Yesterday, together, these two immunization enthusiasts toured the State House and explained to legislators why they should not support a bill designed to prevent people from vaccinating their children with greater difficulty. (But, you know: in a friendly and pro-vaccine spirit!) By another Jezebel Biel recounted how she had gone to see several doctors, looking for a man who would let her go with a regular and proven vaccine program, that is, exactly the type of "doctor's shopping" The bill in question, SB 276, is supposed to prevent. (His author says that he wrote it because parents allegedly used fake medical exemptions to circumvent the state's decision to remove exemptions from the "personal conviction" vaccine in 2015.) This is certainly the kind of behavior that you adopt when you are extremely supportive of ideas such as collective immunity, shared social responsibility, and that we are not all dying of an 18th century disease because a Fool named Andrew Wakefield had received a baseless "research" article from critics of a prestigious medical journal 20 years ago.

For what it's worth, the CDC Is maintain a list of who should receive medical immunization exemptions – and who could still do so under the new California law. It raises issues such as severe allergies, poor immune system function and tuberculosis; that leaves little room for "I sort of heard that they might be bad for a I'm pronouncing you now Chuck & Larry memorial meet and greet. "

Bienne, however, is not the only Hollywood personality to have partnered with Kennedy and his anti-Vaxxer campaign brand over the years. It also appeared a few years ago with Robert De Niro (not an anti-vaxxer), both offering a common price to anyone who could prove (or, you know, no matter) that a particular vaccine preservative was quantitatively, 100% safe. Looking for other possible links between Bienne and De Niro, however, we discovered a troubling truth: the two actors (although in different segments) of Garry Marshall's 2011 film New Year's Eve. Obviously, this is a disturbing and highly suggestive fact.

We here at The A.V. club wishes to officially invite the scientific community to launch an investigation into the consequences of his appearance in the Garry Marshall newspaper. New Year's Eve the sensitivity of a human being to the anti-science bullshit of John F. Kennedy Jr. Given this totally unscientific and anecdotal link, we can only assume that there is a huge connection between the two factors, a factor on which should be investigated, with the possible objective of prohibiting people from being included in Garry Marshall's list. New Year's Eve again. Only when the link is repeatedly proven – ideally on websites and e-bulletin boards strangely designed for children – is their design challenging – that our children can really be safe from this terrible threat and urgent. We are not anti-Garry-MarshallNew Year's Eve-ers, however; we just want to be sure that Garry Marshall New Year's Eve is secure!