Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker’s UFC date got weird

Weird couple Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian had a double date for UFC 260 with Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly and our eyes have been assaulted. The two couples were seated in the VIP section on Saturday to watch the fight between Francis Ngannou and Stipe Miocic. The release had more synergy than a Netflix original. Blink-182 drummer and Kelly have collaborated on a number of projects, including MGK’s latest album. My Downfall Tickets. Kelly and Fox started dating after they met on the set of their upcoming movie Midnight in the Switchgrass. It was dating business as usual… until fans found footage of Barker appearing to suck Kardashian’s fingers during the fight. (That is, after completing his signing Tootsie Pop.)

“OMG #KRAVIS PUBLIC FINGER SUCKING ????” Amanda Hirsch, from the podcast Not skinny but not fat, captioned the video, which was taken by the man sitting behind the couple. The so-called finger sucking is the start of many unanswered questions we ask ourselves, starting with: Why, oh, why? Are we not yet in a pandemic? Do you think Kourt sprayed her hands with Kylie Cosmetics hand sanitizer beforehand? Does Travis Barker bring his own lollipops? Where are their masks? The virus does not stop at velvet cords. Are Megan and Kourtney the new Beyoncé and Kim, linked by their partners and literally nothing else? And finally, spring is here – haven’t any of their teams considered an outdoor publicity stunt? Look how well it worked last year!