Late Night celebrates Trump’s last 36 hours in charge



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“Sources say that tomorrow, on his last full day in power, the president is ready to issue a hundred pardons and commutations. Why so much? Well, there would be a lucrative market for pardons. Finally, POTUS runs a business that makes money. ” – STEPHEN COLBERT

“He calls it ‘The Olive Pardon’. When you are here you are a criminal family. – STEPHEN COLBERT

“President Trump plans to issue at least 100 pardons and commutations tomorrow. He said he wanted to give so much to make it even more hilarious when Giuliani doesn’t. – SETH MEYERS

“You can actually bet who Trump will forgive, for real. And do you know who the celebrity favorite is? Lil Wayne, Trump’s boyfriend. They bonded by a mutual love for hip-hop and cough syrup. – JIMMY KIMMEL

“During his final hours in office, Trump is considering issuing pardons, but it has been reported that this will not be a pardon for himself or for members of his family. Trump is the only president in history who decides not to forgive himself and you immediately think to yourself, ‘What is he doing?’ ” – JIMMY FALLON

“I’m not surprised that Trump doesn’t forgive himself today, because then he would be responsible for whatever he does tomorrow. – JIMMY FALLON

“Yes, Trump will not forgive his family either. It’s actually kind of sweet – Trump told his kids, ‘When I come down for tax evasion, I want you all to be in jail with me.’ – JIMMY FALLON

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