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As America continues to sink deeper and deeper into chaos, life goes on at a brisk pace in other countries. Take Denmark, where a new children’s show, “John Dillermand,” is making waves for its central premise – a mustached man has a massive, sometimes out of control, penis.
According to CNN, the animated show features “a man with a penis so massive and flexible he can save children from danger, search for things in a river, and function like a pogo stick.”
Think Inspector Gadget with a Go-Go Gadget Penis.
And yes, you can watch every episode of the show online.
You’ll need a working knowledge of Danish to understand what John is saying, but the magic of his penis transcends language. Thing retracts and springs, saves the day and helps John complete tasks in a very silly way that will surely distract you from events closer to home.
Apparently, while most Danes thought the show was a fun concept, not everyone in Denmark likes the idea of a children’s show with an extra-long penis. According to CNN, right-wing Danish People’s Party member Morten Messerschmidt “said children should not be forced to watch a comic book depicting the groin of an adult man.”
[Insert joke about American politics here.]
– Lizzy Acker
503-221-8052, [email protected], @lizzzyacker
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