Moderna announces flu and Covid vaccine booster

Two drug companies have announced they are working on a groundbreaking breakthrough that could be more acclaimed than pockets on a sundress. Since one of the ancestors combined corn and bread, a combination was not so expected. It could be the most significant scientific achievement in chemistry since 1922, when the Nobel Prize nominee Edwin perkins (yes, I name it every year) formulated the most important chemical compound of the twentieth century by combining Kool and Aid.

Moderna, the company whose COVID vaccine is more effective against the Delta variant that Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson or COVID strangulation and Joe Rogan’s bare rear horse dewormer, announced that they are working on a unique new formula that provides protection against COVID-19 and the flu.

“Today we are announcing the first step of our new respiratory vaccine program with the development of a single dose vaccine that combines a COVID-19 booster and an influenza booster. Modern CEO Stéphane Bancel told investors during the company’s annual research and development day.

While the proposed vaccine will not be available by this year’s flu season, the formula could be taken as a single dose each year to serve as a booster to defend against the deadly coronavirus as well as the flu. The company said it was part of clinical trials of the current formulation for patients over 12 years old, as well as a separate trial for children six months to 12 years old, NBC Reports.

Also on Thursday, the pharmaceutical giant Norvavax announcement he is working on a similar vaccine and is halfway through clinical trials on its unique COVID-Nanoflu vaccine which will protect against COVID and influenza.

While none of the major medical companies have announced a vaccine that offers 5G reception and fridge magnet properties, people are still hoping to hear an announcement from a dungeon-based lab in Atlanta, praying that researchers Antwon André Patton and André Lauren Benjamin combine Out and Kast.

During this time, my grandmother always insists that no chemical test is necessary for the blood of Jesus.