Mountain Dew Fuel Game Amp is terrible

I was at the grocery store this week with my girlfriend. We were buying food and drinks for the coming week. I felt so sick and I was in a fuzzy state of mind. When we arrived at the checkout, I noticed something in the refrigerators near the cashier. Inside were all the flavors of Mountain Dew Amp Game Fuel, an energy drink sold to "gamers". It was published earlier this year. In the mist of feeling sick, I decided to buy a tin can and revise it.

It was a mistake.

One of the big attractions of Game Fuel is the lid. It's a plastic plug that looks strange and that seems to be bolted on top of the bobbin. This lid allows consumers to close the box after taking a few sips. I guess the idea is that it makes it more useful for players who might need to take sips between rounds of multiplayer action. But I do not really understand how this lid is different from a drink with a cap? You can also simply sit in between your matches, your normal, non-reclosable tin. But what do I know, is it perhaps popular?

In fact, I know what people want from shit, because Game Fuel sells incredibly well. In fact, the drink is so popular that PepsiCo is struggling to keep up with demand. The problem? This fancy cover. It's hard to do and they often miss it.

After buying the glass and asking my girlfriend to help me take pictures of the tin can, I finally had to open and drink this thing.

This turned out to be more difficult than expected.

This resealable fancy cover is a real pain in the ass to open. The instructions are simple, but bringing it out was boring and poorly designed for people with bigger hands or fingers. After struggling too long, I finally managed to open it and my hand was covered with Game Fuel. It was not a good experience. And then I finally tasted Game Fuel.

I should say before explaining how terrible this product tastes, I drink a lot of energy drinks and I consumed a lot of soda. I love Mountain Dew even though I avoid it these days to save my teeth. I even liked some of the Game Fuel flavors that existed years ago. I've also enjoyed Mountain Dew Kickstart and Black Label. I say all of this to make sure that I am very familiar with sodas and non-alcoholic drinks that are too sweet, a bit bitter and a little too dry.

But MTN DEW GAME AMP FUEL (his current name) is so bad. People, that is really, really terrible shit. I would describe the flavor as cheap grape juice mixed with dish and diluted with Mountain Dew. You must really love the grapes to enjoy this drink. It tastes so powerfully the grapes that I physically retreated after my first sip. By checking the ingredients, I found that grape juice was among the first ingredients. Why? Is this what players want? Bad grape juice with caffeine and 40% of your daily sugar intake?

My girlfriend tried and hated too. I let my cat sniff it and the poor thing ran away and hid itself. I hope he's fine.

I could not even finish it. I drank half of it and I gave up.

After drinking some of this product, I decided to check if it would help the players to play better. I've loaded Dr. Mario World on my phone and quickly lost 3 consecutive games. Maybe I needed to drink the whole can to really get the boost from the game she claims

MTN DEW AMP GAME GUEL is available in other versions than the original version I have purchased. I guess they taste better. They can not have much worse taste.