Naturally, Kirsten Dunst’s house is overwhelmingly tasteful.

Architectural summary, home to some of our nation’s most deranged celebrity home visits, kindly provided yet another glimpse into the inside of a famous person’s home and mind. In fact, wait. Is it… nice enough here?

Kirsten Dunst and her interior designer Jane Hallworth, whose ties are so close they literally end each other’s sentences, gave the magazine a deep dive into some deeply whimsical details of Dunst’s house, which is so rich in stories that I suddenly feel embarrassed that I don’t have a story for my 2018 Ikea dresser. Even Dakota Johnson, owner of everyone’s favorite kitchen, had so little to say about her decorative limes that she made up a lie. This is not the case for Ms Dunst, who has a little story to tell about all of the shatteringly tasty household items she shares with her Texan husband Jesse Plemons. Visiting Kirsten’s house via a YouTube video is like opening an old fictional anthology about French cowboys and ghosts. Everything is old, but nothing is dusty!

Dunst calls the coins she collected “her,” which is annoying when people do it for ships and cars, but intoxicating in that context. Among his treasures is a golden mirror that Dunst’s mother bought at a French flea market, as well as a door lifted straight from Jackie Onassis’ New York apartment. Another important element: a lamp made entirely of crystal ships, which is thematically linked to the Olympian biker grandfather of Dunst and his parallel shipbuilding concert.

Other details of this house’s unsettling charm include: a cabinet from one of Sweden’s oldest castles, a so-called vintage cowboy tub, and a lamp made from elegantly popsicle sticks. shocking. I urge you to please, put down the pasta coloring and snuggle up with this ranch-y fairy tale of a house. You’ll thank me later!