Demi Moore's best jokes about Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis has been "hard to kill" for years, but it seems very easy to iron. The famous actor was shaken by his ex-wife, Demi Moore, in a comedy show. Demi Moore: For those of you who do not know me, Demi Moore, I was married to Bruce Willis during all three movies. "Die Hard", which explains that the last two have sucked. After all, I must admit that you know something: you look good, nothing has changed since the eyebrows. But we had a wonderful time together, we shared a lot. I have three beautiful and bright children, four, if we also count Bruce. Then there were the dogs, and Ashton, so we are about six (kids, nr). Of course, we quarreled over the names of the children. In the end, Bruce won, and so they got married to Willis. I want to tell you that he is an incredible father. Seriously now. Every Christmas, as soon as he asked the girls to prepare his special coffee pills, he went down the chimney, in a white boot, shook his rifle and shouted, "Iuhuuu, bastards! That's how he called them all the time, and they loved his lines. We were married for about 12 years, which means 84 years in the Bruce Willis years. When I look back at our marriage, as if I was looking at the sixth sense, you were dead all the time. You will always have a special place in my heart. You were in my top 3 husbands.