Dan online – Economy: Cancel 600 flights

Summoning grants to her three grandchildren, and asks them what they're studying. She says the first:
– Medicine, grandmother.
– And the grandfather of the grandmother, he will treat me when I'm sick. And what are you studying?
– Building, grandmother.
– And, the soul of the grandmother, he will repair my house. And what are you studying?
– History of art!
– What?
– History of art!
– And that's it, you do not care about grandmother?
He had a cop at home and when he was bored, he decided to get rid of it. Take a street and leave. When he went home and the cat in the house, he came back.
He took the other day a few blocks away and left him again. When he came home and the cat there.
She got angry and took her away from home and left. After 2 hours, he calls this woman by phone:
Wife, was the cat back home?
– Yes.
-Take me rich on the phone, asking me how to get home!