Draza Petrovic: Going out

At the end of this year, I was a babysitter of two 17-year-old girls who were in the fortress for the first time

There, I met several other relatives including the historical role was the same: David Geta somewhere after four o'clock in the morning, we have a chance to fulfill our mission of "child evacuees" of minors. a festival that takes place all over the world until you return to Serbia. , where pure surrealism reigned this Monday morning

– Deco, pr We left our easiest part of the adventure: buy tickets for the bus and for an hour and we are in Belgrade! – says the "babysitter".

– Aaaaaaaaaaaa! – The children were screaming, aaaaaaa, and the babysitter.

And we get to the bus station, it was about half past six, and the line came out at the entrance to a big deal, it looked like the sanctions when the supermarket arrived Zejtin, and you take the whole family to buy eight bottles of zeitin because they give you two pieces per person

And when you go out with a family and eight bottles of market C zeitine, you have the impression that the whole world is yours.

– What is it? – I start asking around the Novi Sad bus station the reason for such a line that extends every minute, and its beginning soon ended in front of the big sale.

– It only works from a counter! Aaaaaaa … – a guy from the beginning called.

– A counter! So, do they know these from the bus station that it's the last morning out? Aaaaaa – I scream at what she sees and waits.

– They know … Aaaaaaaa … But it's every year! – It's one from the beginning.

– It is possible that for nearly 20 years the outing did not try to open at least six tokens compared to the current one on the last morning … Aaaaaaa – I'm crying in a cordial conversation with the guy who screams in front of me

– Serbia, miki, Serbia! Aaaaaaaa – he kept looking in front of me as I screamed behind him

The children sat on the bench and slept standing up. It was not even clear to them how it is the easiest part of the adventure, when it seems the most complicated. They went into the exit faster and have two more checks than they would buy a regular ticket to Belgrade.

The one at the counter is at the top, he has to work at half-past six, the girl in the back should wear a little girl his shoulder and his hook.

After 10 minutes, there is a much awaited decision for the busy administration of the bus station to open another counter!

– Aaaaaaaa … – hands were folded Someone think of us, guaranteed by President Vucic, I started to hallucinate, zealous.

By opening the second wicket, the order was halved, but he was still going to the door

Solving the problems as they learned from the Serbian government: we will open two counters, from the existing (bar) 12, the order will be the same, but so it will work to ginemo with and improvement of tired travelers to Belgrade, who observed the most sacred feast among our festivals an hour ago.

Serbia is the world only until you reach the Serbian counter. Aaaaaaaa ….

(Today)