"SNL" Cold Roast Lori Loughlin, Julian Assange with Michael Keaton

SNLThe cold opening of this week took a break from the Mueller policy and report to return to jail as part of a parody on MSNBC Blocking – since the Mueller report was a "bust". And guess who they have behind bars? Lori Loughlin.

This is true, the series finally attacks the scandal of admissions to universities and the alleged involvement of Louglin and her husband, Mossimo Giannulli.

"I paid $ 500,000 for my daughter to go to the USC," says Loughlin (Kate McKinnon) in the sketch. "You heard me, I paid $ 500,000 to a female coach to say that my daughter was good at rowing, I'm loco."

The series plays with the influential status of Loughlin and his daughter Olivia Jade, placing her even as the queen of the prison. She owns the guards, she is a member of the Nation of Islam and all this thanks to the deep pockets that she apparently would have – allegedly. Just call her Aunt Becky.

And do not think she's alone either. Not only is Loughlin becoming the queen of the prison thanks to well-synchronized payments, but we also have Michael Avenatti (Pete Davidson) and Julian Assange recently arrested, played by Michael Keaton.

While fellow inmates think they're tough, Loughlin has news for her.

"You think prison is hard? I did 68 Hallmark movies," SNL's Loughlin admits. "I've seen Hell man and in half of those Hallmark movies, I'm marrying Santa's son, I'll take your heart and I'll cut it." "Out." And yes, she does not move Dave Coulier's mark of Full house.

The foolish speech draws Davidson's Avenatti into the composition, highlighting all the alleged crimes to which the renowned attorney has recently been put in contact, while stressing that he could always run for president – with a blink d & # 39; eye SNL invited Alec Baldwin.

But none of them is more crazy than Julian Assange, played a role as the true character of Michael Keaton. And it's better than the real one because we just let Keaton play himself by dropping a few lines on the supervillain role and quoting himself. Batman.

"Yeah, you're cheating on your schools and stealing your businesses.It's cute.It's true.I attacked the US Army, because I'm a real James Bond supervillain." I'm about to destroy the god and the moon, "said Keaton's Assange." Then you want to go crazy, come on! Let's do it! "

Of course, you can finish with Assange, but why stop there. SNL Tekashi also brings 6ix9ine for a quick visionary gag about how the craziest looking is locked up for real normal crimes.

Still, I'm not kidding with Lori Loughlin. SNLThe version of s does not play and is far from the sweet woman that TMZ follows.

Give us that oz/Full house crossing, Netflix!

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