Some suggestions on how Daniil Medvedev should continue to taunt the open crowd of the United States

On Friday night, Daniil Medvedev defeated Feliciano Lopez in his third round match of the American Open. The Russian played in front of another hostile crowd yesterday and, after defeating Dominik Koepfer to qualify for the quarter-finals, he let the fans know it again:

Medvedev's heel turn was the highlight of the tournament and the crowd will surely be united against him when he faces Stan Warwinka tomorrow. If Medvedev continues to win, however, I'm afraid he can not continue to mock his post-match. You can only thank the enemies for inspiring you to be so good, you know? Keeping this in mind, here are some ideas that Medvedev should feel free to use if he wins tomorrow:

• Turn methodically to each part of the crowd and give them a D-Generation X fork chop.
• Take a break in the post-match interview and ask everyone present to shake your buttocks.
• Make a leap of Lambeau in the crowd.
• Tell the fans that you feel bad about being rude to them before and that you have a special message that you think will help fix the damage. The special message peeps into the microphone.
• Spend 15 minutes dancing Howard the Alien in the middle of the courtyard.
• Spend the whole game as if your shoulder were hurting and then, at the end of the game, slide a bench press onto the field and start making sets.
• Remind all members of the crowd that they are paying inhumane rents for living in an overcrowded city that makes them unhappy.

Give them hell, Daniil!