Stephen Colbert brutally mocks Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s Secret Service toilet debacle

It was a story that seemed to have been written for late night television.

As the Washington post Lede read: “Many US Secret Service agents have stood guard in Washington’s elite Kalorama neighborhood, home over the years to Cabinet Secretaries and former Presidents. These agents had to worry about death threats, secure perimeters and suspicious strangers. But with the arrival of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, they had a new concern: finding a toilet.

What followed was an increasingly hilarious and absurd story about the couple’s refusal to let Secret Service agents tasked with protecting them use one of their six and a half bathrooms, forcing taxpayers to foot the bill. for a basement studio for $ 3000 a month just so they had a place to relieve themselves.

“For those of you who think you couldn’t hate Jared and Ivanka more, we have an important update,” Stephen Colbert said in his monologue Thursday night before recounting the more absurd details of the history. “While I understand the Kushners washroom could be very busy right now with Jared and Ivanka emptying their social life and political future.

As the Last show The host explained that at first the officers used a bathroom in a garage at Barack and Michelle Obama’s house down the street, but “this solution was also short-lived after a supervisor of Retail Secret Service Trump / Kushner left a nasty Obama bathroom.