Supergenius is arrested while he was trying to repair a flat tire with bandages



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Okay, I understood. I see how it works. Apparently, in our current police state, it's illegal to try to repair the tires of your own car with the shit that you find in a forgotten first aid kit. Well, maybe not illegal, but it's pretty stupid, and being under the influence of drugs while driving is illegal. A Mercedes driver in Mission Viejo, California, learned all this empirically.

The 26-year-old was seen by a passerby around 6 am, while the mid-2000 Mercedes-Benz M-Class was parked on the side of the road. Near the car, surrounded by many capricious little packages, was the driver who was trying to repair two badly damaged tires with gauze and bandages.

It is unclear whether the driver has notified the police by addressing the police: "OFFICERS, WE LOSE THEM! LET ME WORK! And then tried to give the tires the CPR, but it's clear that you can not stop tires that bleed with gauze, partly because the air does not cling, and partly because are you idiots?

I like that it seems like gauze has been wrapped in this large tire. What I really want to know is if the driver already had the medical supplies with him or if he was specifically going to buy them to try to repair the tire.

The man was eventually arrested by the Mission Viejo police, suspected of being under the influence of drugs, although the police did so to be kind, so that he could have a reasonable explanation of why he is so silly.

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