The 40 craziest lines of Donald's birthday release Trump in 'Fox and Friends'.

2. "Yes, we'll have a little piece of cake tonight, but in the meantime, we're doing a lot of things."

NO TIME TO CELEBRATE.

3. "I like doing more – it's better than taking easy steps – there will always be plenty of time to do easy things, I guess."

So, it's better to work than to act easily. That said, there will be a lot of time where it is easy to take the hit.

4. "I do not think anyone has done so much in two and a half years, which we did."

5. "I guess they do not know we have things we can detect in the dark that work very well, so we have them."

6. "They were unstoppable and now they have big problems, they can not, they can not have anything."

President of the United States on Iran. In summary: deep problems. In addition, they have nothing.

7. "I do not think anyone would bring me something bad because they know how much I love this country.Nobody is going to present me anything bad."

8. "If I were – and, of course, you have to consider it, because if you do not examine it, you will not know if it's bad."

[raises hand tentatively] And if, and I'm just spitting out here, you just do not accept the information of a foreign power? So you would not need to look to see if it was good or bad, right?

9. "But, of course, you give it to the FBI or you report it to the Attorney General or someone like that, but of course you do it."

10. "I thought it was clear.In fact, I said at the beginning, I think I said I would do both."

11. "I mean, how can you report something you do not know?"

[raises hand] Again, I'm just a guy who thinks aloud here. But what if, and I repeat, you just said, "I will not take information about my opponents from foreign sources?" It feels like it's going to cover our basics, right?

12. "Now, if I thought something was wrong or badly stated, I would report it to the Attorney General, the FBI."

In this scenario, Trump – and Trump alone – has full and complete decision power over whether the information that is transmitted to him by a foreign power should be reported to the forces of order. Which, uh, well, seems to be a lot of power to give to a person.

13. "And I say to myself, if we tell them, we do not like your opponent, am I supposed to put – you know, the President of France, I'm supposed to report it to the FBI?"

14. "But no one is going to tell me bad things, they know that I am a very upright player."

That's what you think foreign leaders think, huh? Interesting!

15. "They spied on my campaign and they got caught, they spied on my campaign and they got caught."

16. "I call her Nancy nervous. She's a nervous wreck."

17. "It's not surprising that every day, someone receives a letter:" enter Congress, enter Congress ", because, you know, that's it. is like death for a thousand wounds. "

I think you're heading there, chief.

18. "The big problem is that they spied my campaign – it's probably one of the biggest criminal acts of all time."

19. "But in the end, they spied on the campaign of another candidate and another party."

No matter how many times he says that, it does not make it any more true.

20. "So these are big things, we'll see how that goes."

21. "And, again, I'm not involved – I – maybe I should not, somebody would say, oh, he's involved." I say, we have a excellent Attorney General, he's doing a great job. "

22. "They spied on the opposing party's campaign using the United States intelligence apparatus."

23. "I have a lot of people who want it, and there are a lot of great people, and that's it – sometimes you have so much that it makes things harder."

24. "If – if I were a liberal democrat, I would say that I would be the greatest president in history."

To be clear: Trump has already stated that he was the best president of all time, with the exception perhaps of Abraham Lincoln.

25. "As the tax cuts, the largest and most important in the history of the country."

26. "No, I'm not going to fire her, I think she's a great person, she's an excellent spokesperson, she's been loyal."

27. "Now, I'm going to have a very strong briefing on this and I'm going to see, but it seems very unfair to me."

Trump will be informed of the Hatch Act and Conway's violations. But he has already made his decision! In addition, what constitutes a "very strong" briefing?

28. "Then the wall goes up, it goes up quickly."

29. "Listen, everyone knows that Joe Biden does not have what he needs." All right, he does not have what it takes. known."

30. "I just left Iowa, we are winning a lot by that."

31. "And every vote I see and every poll we have, I win – we're fine."

Now you can not see these polls. But just trust Trump – he's doing very well in all of them. All.

32. "I love Mike, we're running again, but you know, you're talking about a long time, so you can not put me in that position."

In which the president refuses to approve his vice president if / when Mike Pence stands for the presidency. I bet it went really well in Penceland!

33. "[Biden’s] have trouble thinking lately ".

34. "Then I dumped his name, I did not really kick him out, I threw him – and the Democrats absolutely followed him, and were so unfair what they did to him. "

35. "I know that they did not kill the person at the top because I saw a picture of him in the newspaper, I do not know if they were there." 39 have done or not. "

36. "If I was not president, you would be in a major war with North Korea now, I can tell you."

And this claim is supported by …

37. "It was Jackie O., and that's fine, but we have our own Jackie O. Today, she's called Melania.We will call her Melania T . "

OH MY GOD. (Trump was talking elsewhere about his decision to redo Air Force One because he did not like the "sky blue" color chosen by First Lady Jackie Kennedy.)

38. "Many of them say, no matter what they say, we love stilettos and, you know, high heels."

In which the President of the United States says on national television that many people tell him that they like when his wife, the first lady, wears stiletto heels. You can not do that.

39. "Her people have said that she has not been so amused for 25 years."

40. "Hey, look, we've done a good job, I think we've done a great job from the point of view of external relations, but we have certain situations."

It's like reading an international relations textbook! It seems like a good place to finish.