Not any back, notice. Instead, the best America has to offer, with a bonus Age of Ultron gag for good measure!
Marvel's unveiled all of its Comic-Con exclusives before next week in San Diego. Naturally, many of them are inspired by the events of Avengers: End of the game. Among the cavalcade of pins, blankets of exclusive variants of comics, cords, etc., you will find a multitude of t-shirts. Many are general comics, inspired by your favorite heroes, but a few of them are directly related to the events of End of Game. A thought-provoking "Love you 3000" shirt? They had it. The Asgardians of the Galaxy? It's there.
Some of the shirts that Marvel will sell at San Diego Comic-Con this year. Each comes in unisex S-3XL, and will be $ 28 each ($ 30 for sizes 2XL and 3XL).
The ass of America? Yeah.
It's interesting to note that Marvel does not let you see the cheeky shirt based on Chris Evans' iconic dialogue if you download the entire catalog instead of just browsing the website. It's unfair to hide in the open what is a noble tribute to the most patriotic bread on this side of Brooklyn, but maybe that's because the company wanted to try to hide the funniest thing of his SDCC t-shirts.
Skottie Young Blind Bag pins, $ 15 for a two-pack.
Iron Man Arc Rope Lanyard, $ 20
Avengers Cover Mondo Variant # 21, $ 15
Skottie Young Spider-Verse Pin Set, $ 30
Uncanny X-Men Fluorescent variant JTC # 21, $ 25
Of course, we always appreciate more Captain Marvel. This arc-inspired thong from Tony's film-making is as beautiful as it is bittersweet. And these Skottie Young pines (the Spider worms dont!) are awesome. But dread it, flee it, nothing prevents the inevitable: America's well-exposed ass is by far the best of the market this year.
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