The NFL's schedule is out and everyone's fucked except the Patriots

The NFL has officially released the 2019 calendar for the 32 teams on Wednesday, and although the league's chart to announce its bad pass, there are beautiful confrontations to be hoped for. The Saints and Rams will have a rematch of the controversial NFC championship game last year during the second week. The Patriots and the leaders will have their revenge during the 14th week.

Of course, as with any football related information, it is important to note the winners and losers of what has just happened. The winners are the New England Patriots and the losers are the rest of the league teams because none of them has the same facility as Tom Brady and the rest of New England. This is clearly the only way to interpret this strength of schedule rankings that are always 100% correct and never depend on potential injuries, degraded forms or acts of a cruel god that torments your team.

There are only 141 days left before this terrible and terrible league resumes! Woohoo!