The true form of Ditto is this comfortable chair

A Ditto chair is on its way to Japanese retailers. There exists somewhere on the specter of the big boy Pikachu and a bean bag chair, and, according to PokéJungle, it costs about $ 250. The whole situation is a beautiful lavender and looks very, very spongy. Right behind your seated body looms Ditto’s eternal smile.

As a Pokémon, all of Ditto’s schtick mimics other pokemon. He transforms into whatever he wants, but with the same annoying smile and his mouth wide from his bold purple form. You will notice that I did not say true shape because I humbly submit that it is this Ditto chair. While probably not canon, it should be.

I am right about this. No questions at this time.