The Way Larry David Comforts His Very Heartbroken Daughter “Larry David”

Cazzie David, daughter of Seinfeld and Calm your enthusiasm creator Larry David, sounds as angry as daddy in a new profile LA Times. “We have the same bad opinion of ourselves”, cracked his father. The profile precedes the release of his first collection of essays, Nobody asked for it, which counts with its mental health problems, nepotism, and get dumped for Ariana Grande.

Yes, David is the ex of Saturday Night Liveof Pete Davidson, who was engaged to the pop star “a few weeks” after the two and a half year romance between him and David ended.. And if you are wondering how someone like his father, the king of the non-sentimentalYes, sought to relieve his heartache, know that it is very to the mark.

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On his sister’s college graduation plane, David was restrained by his father as she “shook uncontrollably in his arms for the entire flight.” She curled up in the hotel bathroom, crying and sucking on her weed pens. She woke up “screaming in agony”, her father pulling her from the bed to keep her from spiraling.

“CAZZIE, COME!” Larry David told him. “YOUR ANCESTORS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST!”

It’s one way to help keep perspective. Of course he could also have appealed Survivor‘s Colby Donaldson for some extra encouragement.

We can understand why she would need it – we were all dumped, but did you have to endure an army of shit Ariana Grande Stan rubs salt in the wound?

“It was a really pivotal moment in my life”, David said. “And writing about it caused me a ton of anxiety, mostly because I’m talking so much about hating the attention it got me. Why would I draw more attention to myself when writing about this? But there is nothing worse than what I have already experienced with this.

Read full profile here. Nobody asked for it is release next week.

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