Twins' Jonathan Schoop Baseball Smashes Into The Damn Kuiper Belt

They say a massive asteroid will zoom within 20,000 miles of Earth in the year 2029. Perhaps this "asteroid" is in fact the mighty dinger of some titanic batsman from elsewhere in our galaxy. You can not rule it out! Jonathan Schoop Minnesota's Jonathan Schoop Wednesday night.

Schoop's bomb was measured at 465 feet, but surely because baseball tracking technology is inadequate to the task of measuring distances in light years.

Enjoy the dinger, space aliens.