12 college football coaches who should try the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest

Hello, it's July 4th, and I hope you'll eat a hot dog while feeling extremely festive. One of the best traditions of July 4th is the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, broadcast on ESPN every year. This year's favorites include Joey Chestnut on the men's side and Miki Sudo on the women's side.

Of course, I decided to come up with a list of college football coaches that I would like to see in this contest.

Jim Harbaugh: Since it's about a competition, he's going there far too much, but loses due to getting away from his plate for a minute to argue with an official.

Projected hot dogs eaten: 8

Urban Meyer: Hearing Harbaugh will be present, he makes a last-minute appearance. He eats exactly one dog more than Harbaugh, making him 4-0 against his rival.

The projected hot dogs eaten: 9

Ed Orgeron: Da Coach O is no stranger to his love for food. He talked about his favorite gas station trash on a stick, and he once aided in the red beans and rice from the fridge of a rookie 's mother. I suppose Orgeron could go HAM on some hot dogs, people

Hot-Dogs screened ate: 25

Mike Leach: He would show up, but he'd just go on ahead on the Twitter conspiracy theory all the time. However, he has a three-minute story about hot dogs

Hot Dogs Projected: 0

Larry Fedora: The coach would not participate. It would ruin his six pack.

The projected hot dogs eaten: 0

Mike Gundy would bring his own hot dogs, which he used himself with meat from a recent hunting trip, making it disqualified.

Projected hot dogs eaten: 0

Dabo Swinney: Brings his own courage – literally – while a couple of hot dogs returns.

Projected Hot Dogs: 22 or 20, depending on how you count

Lane Kiffin: Wander and eat only three hot dogs, pointing out that it's the same number of wins as & ## 39, he won in three years against Tennessee as offensive coordinator of Alabama

Hot dogs projected: 3

Jimbo Fisher who ate only breast breasts and Whataburger since he moved to Texas, is doing well in the meat-eating contest. He does not win, but he already has a trophy when he finally does, just like the one Texas A & M gave him.

Projected hot dogs eaten: 12

Herm Edwards presents himself thinking that there is a recruiting camp. But he is competitive, gosh darnit, so he eats it anyway.

The projected hot dogs eaten: 7

Brian Kelly blames the rolls brand for his performance.

Kit of Dogs eaten: 4

Nick Saban finds a way out and engages Galactus, the Devourer of the Worlds, to compete in his place.

Projected hot dogs eaten: Trillions