Fun ranking of college football: if you are bored with 2018, it's your fault

1. UCF. 35-24 on the navy. Wild, how will the team that has the longest winning streak in FBS football end up playing against the SEC also in the New Year bowl, but ultimately for the college football tournament. Which SEC also ran?

It does not matter, not important, then move it, nope …

2. Pitt. 52-22 flattening of Virginia Tech, allowing Pitt to realize Pitt's prophecy:

• Stacks up embarrassing losses early in the season, including a 51-6 loss to Penn State, a 45-14 loss by the top UCF team and a 38-35 scream against UNC. UNC is 1-8 for the 2018 football season, and if you're very smart, you just realized that gave the tragic Tar Heels their only win on the season.
• Get better from nowhere and start pounding people.
• Lose to Wake Forest, but still beats Miami to end the season.
• Have three defeats off conference, a horrible defeat in conference and another very bad defeat, while winning the championship ACC.
• Beat Clemson and screw the ACC of a slot for the playoffs.

That's what will happen, and no mortal can do anything about it, that's what the elders have decreed.

Meanwhile, appreciate that Pitt totals 492 yards against the defense of Virginia Tech coordinator Bud Foster. That sounds a lot, and it's always been historic: Pitt's 654-yard mark is Virginia Tech's most defensive Foster defender who has never given up in her 23-year tenure at school.

BUT THERE IS MORE. The Pitt average of 13.9 yards per game is not only Pitt's highest average since 2005. No, this average of 13.9 yards per game is the highest. any team in FBS since 2005. Virginia Tech spent the year giving up 70 meter bombs to ODU and totals to Pitt. Virginia Tech's defense needs a hell of a nap and a box of juice, and they need it now.

3. The show face of Jeremy Pruitt's coaches.

By the way, Tennessee has defeated Kentucky, and yet it's the face of a guy who prefers to eat a bowl of bedbugs to do what he's doing right now. Bedbugs are not a vegetable, and so are definitely on the list of things that he can eat.

4. Clemson. 27-7 submission from Boston College. The score is disappointing, considering the advantage of Clemson's annoying talent, but remember a) the Tigers were rather sloppy and gave two turnovers to BC, b.) BC is a very stubborn defensive team and played very well at home, and c.) Boston's only university score came on the back of a kick by a guy who's wearing a hoodie under his skates .

If there is anything more New England than a kickback ghost wearing a hoodie under his pads, send it to spencer at sbnation.com, and I will thank you for your discovery.

5. Alabama. 24-0 on the state of Mississippi. It's amusing to say that Alabama is now an unstoppable scoring machine, capable of cremating dashboards at will. But last week, as the SEC's worst speed bender limited fast tides at the SEC – the state of Mississippi, each conference team lost a right foot – it's good to remember that Alabama still has a defense.

They have a very good defense, actually. Alabama's defense allowed only three touchdowns in the race, is No. 5 in the S & P + and limited the Bulldogs to 44 yards.

Tua Tagovailoa is the most obvious guy who destroys the opponent, of course. But let us introduce a two-word counter into the conversation: Quinnen Williams.

Quinnen. Williams.

QUINNEN. WILLIAMS.

QURNNIN. WURRLGMasdlkadsjf; asd

It's good if your team can not block it. Alabama can not either.

"I honestly think we're a little relieved as a line (offensive) as we are," OK, no one else can block it either, "said Jonah Williams, the striker. In Alabama, he compares this to blocking a "bar of soap weighing nearly 300 pounds."

Anyway, Alabama has his usual power mutant, maybe illegal, on the defensive line, they have Tagovailoa, and enjoying their total supremacy on the football field is something everyone will have to have fun to enjoy the rest of the world. football season. Good luck and Roll Tide.

6. Syracuse. 54-23 on Louisville. 187 to 61 in the last four years: This is the total of the last four games of Louisville against Syracuse, all won by the Cardinals, and all run with extreme bias. The obstacle Lamar Jackson occurred against Syracuse. A 56-10 humiliation in the rain in Louisville took place last year against Orange, who has spent the last four years beating Bricks to the teeth of Bobby Petrino's team.

So, once the tables are turned? Oh, Syracuse had no choice but to burn Louisville, especially because the Syracuse offense was built without any restraint. The Orangemen ran the ball 55 times for a total of 326 yards, embarrassed Louisville to a degree that Louisville had not even imagined possible, and took revenge.

Then Petrino was fired the next day. To review the pleasant 2018 Syracuse in three easy points:

1. Has eight wins for the first time since 2012, with three games to play.
2. I got Bobby Petrino canned.
3. At this quarterback:

Someone should be right to say that someone said that college football had been boring this year. A quarterback who pours sodas of grapes on himself leads the Orange towards what could be their best season of this century. If you are bored, it's your fault.

7. State of Ohio. 26-6 puntfest victory against the typical Michigan State PuntFest champions.

The state of Ohio has had a stop with the state of Michigan and is not dead. It's a real feat, because every team in a draw with Michigan State is usually at the end of the game when, despite winning the Spartans 200 yards, she loses a horrible score like 15-11, and everyone looks at a very confusing time.

Drue Chrisman, the Ohio State bettor, scored his first kick for four yards, then went to A BLOODY PUNTING RACK THAT DID NOT LAST THAN THREE HOURS OF PUNTIN. His other attempts allowed Michigan State to cross the 10-yard line five times and five-three.

In response, the Spartans offensive did nothing, then returned the ball with an excellent position on the field. It must be said something about Michigan State that it took me some time to notice when was Rocky Lombardi in the ranks of Brian Lewerke, as both are pretty good for 20 out of 50 for 200 yards. and no TD with a single INT, even against those of Ohio State. dysfunctional defense.

8. West Virginia. 47-10 on TCU. TCU had some sort of Sunday Masters game, as far as they were -7 on the pitch. It's great for golf, but terrible if you try to run the ball in a football game.

The win leaves West Virginia 8-1 with two games to come. The most confusing result for the Big 12 would be:

• Iowa State beats Texas
• West Virginia loses to Oklahoma
• Iowa State and Oklahoma play for Big 12 title
• The State of Iowa wins and fucks the Big 12

That would be the most confusing result, and yes, that's how the Big 12 rolls.

9. Georgia RB Deandre Swift's Dad's Beard

Seamless beard game, sir.