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A gray sofa in Washington, D.C. – Is it ironic that Brian Stelter begins his program by doing what he says he hates in our president? He is jubilant. He bloviates. He is filled with joy by telling how disturbed he is President Trump supposedly is.

"Could all this be a direct consequence of the mid-term losses, CNN's victory in the courts and the continuation of the Mueller inquiry?" Asks Brian.

"How should the press try to account for the president's spirit?" Asks the facilitator his best. Sarah Jessica Parker "Sex and the city" Carrie Bradshaw his voice, raising both hands to his ears and his bald face to emphasize the fact that he is referring to a brain matter.

To answer this psychological question, we are wildly turning to Carl Bernstein, who is not repatriated from the Hamptons this week. No, today he is in Manhattan with a cup of coffee and a silky blue pocket scarf seated right next to Brian, which reminds viewers of Bernstein's secrets: he is part of the famous Woodward and Bernstein duo.

You must love the mental strength that accompanies this program.

Bernstein says that Trump is no longer the bulwark of the Republican party. He says that if you talk to Capitol Hill Republicans, they think that he could bring down the party, they are worried about Robert Mueller's investigation and his state of mind.

"There's a new kind of sub-rumor about Donald Trump, his mood, his actions and incoherent words, uh, uh those last weeks," he says. "… You have to look at Mueller's investigation where his entourage says his back may be against the wall."

Bernstein said the mid-term meetings have deeply shaken the Republican leaders.

He assumes that the republican mentality is this: "We can not follow this Pied Piper everywhere."

Brian broadcasts excerpts from Trump commenting on the California wildfires and ends with details that, in his view, are false. "I'm not sure we should broadcast it on TV now," he says.

He asks for advice from his television poppy – Bernstein.

"The lie of Donald's Trump and his pathology about lies and what it means to have a president of the United States who lies like no president in our history …" It's a story. … What we have going on is a larger problem of how we cover this president. "

(I'm trying to condense Bernstein's comment into more manageable words so you do not lose your mind.)

At this point, Bernstein praises the "very good lawsuit" that CNN has filed against Trump's White House to ensure fair treatment of all journalists – especially Jim Acosta, who got his passport for the press after the White House claimed to have gotten hold of an intern then made it helpless by dragging his credentials. If only Bernstein could sing his answers, this show would be so much more entertaining.

Bernstein wants the media to offer another way to cover the president. His idea is: do not cover it live.

"Because of Trump's lie … we have to start thinking about a different way to cover his press conferences and briefings. … I do not think we should take them live and paste them live because it's basically a propaganda exercise. … how can we cover them differently? Perhaps we should be present, edit, decide as journalists what is new, rather than treat the press conference or briefing as a campaign event. "

Bernstein says we need to start treating press conferences involving Trump as a "novelty Event."

His point: Everything Trump says will be transcribed and posted on the CNN website. But everything the president says would not be broadcast on television. We can not just give a microphone to the president, he says.

Brian managed to blow up CNN's big win in court, while Acosta got his pass for the press.

But do not be too happy. For the moment, the host warns darkly, the victory is temporary.

The lawyers will be back in court on Monday to settle more logistical problems.

CNN Lawyer Ted Boutrous is on the show.

"Mr. Acosta will continue to do his job," he said, noting that he and the journalist had quickly kissed in court after the victory.

I do not find it touching, but maybe I miss something.

When asked if it could settle amicably, Boutrous, who has very beautiful silky silver fox hair, replied, "It's an unpredictable White House, as you know it." . … There must be advanced rules. … CNN and Mr. Acosta do not have want to have to file a complaint. we wanted to to resolve this problem. … but they forced our hand.

Speaking of Mr. Acosta, why not he on the show? That would make sense. But no, apparently, Acosta can not speak on behalf of Acosta of the network's multimedia program.

Boutrous keeps the glass half full. "I think everything is going to work out," he says. "Maybe everyone can go ahead with aggressive press coverage and many press conferences."

But the lawyer says that he is ready to plead as long as CNN has to do it.

"You are looking for the most logical resolution," he said. "We are just happy to have received this temporary order and we are ready to face any other problem. … It made me feel really good as a lawyer and citizen to straighten the boat. … It was a very good day for our constitution.

Bernstein is back for more TV action.

Brian plays a clip showing that Trump is rude to a variety of journalists – black, white, women and men.

"You look at the rageaholic president," says Bernstein. He wades through a lot of useless and boring blather.

Bernstein says Trump has problems with the truth – he says that he is making lies the "foundation" of his presidency – which is a ridiculously common theme in many pubs. (Blah blah blah blah blah.) It's so absurdly common that it seems like a waste for Bernstein to expel any energy that says it.

Seriously, he says to viewers no matter what we do not know already?

The journalist who helped dissect Watergate said he hoped the so-called White House decor rules would be established in collaboration with the press. And no one believes that this will ever happen.

So White House Press Sec. Sarah Huckabee Sanders will host a slumber party with American radio Urban Radio April Ryan and Acosta from CNN and develop decorum rules?

Brian plays a clip of the former governor Mike Huckabee interview her daughter Sarah on Fox News. Sarah says that if CNN can not send a journalist who can behave like an adult, he may have to send someone else.

Chris Ruddy, CEO of Newsmax Media, Inc., is the following. Surrounded by water, CNN rapids Boca Raton. He does not smile

While asserting that Acosta's questions "go way beyond the limits", he says that withdrawing his credentials is a "passing". He opposes the actions of the White House against CNN.

His opinion that Acosta's questions are "too odious" to be asked are bullshit.

The White House significantly calls Acosta for a maximum drama. They know what they get when they call on him. Therefore, no matter what his fault is in Acosta, he must also land on Trump and the White House Press Office. Trump despises a boring press conference. Of course, he calls on Acosta.

And then, a sort of rude statement from a "journalist":

"I am a friend of [Trump’s], but I do not agree with this decision, "said Ruddy, noting that the president enjoyed better ratings than the media.

Ewwwww.

Ruddy says that there is a lack of unfair accountability to the media because members of the media are not elected officials. What does it mean? I have no idea. He thinks that journalists should be "elected" to their posts? He complains that CNN does not cover "good parties".

Brian shakes his head a lot and tries to push back.

Ruddy argues that Trump has provided a "huge job" to strengthen the armed forces: "If he misses a ceremony or two, that does not bother him so much.

Brian says that they will have to agree to disagree.

None of the men seems to have enough specific details to effectively argue the point. They separate without visible vitriol.

Do not be too excited. But Brian actually has a decent story in the Sunday program. He is interviewing David Little, editor of Business Registration, a local newspaper that burned Paradise, California, in Chico.

He added that employees had been missing for two or three days and that 10 employees had lost their homes. All employees were located. It's unfortunate that Brian does not have these journalists in his program.

"I'm so focused on getting the product every day," says Little. "… I felt a bit of frustration yesterday – all the national media were present and it was just for the presidential visit. … I only wish the emphasis to be more on recovery than on politics. "

Little says twice a week Paradise Post has nowhere to go in the city of Paradise, so it is delivered to the evacuation centers.

Brian wants to know if Little plans to use mental health professionals in case employees have PTSD.

"We're crying for our neighbors and it's hard," says Little. "We must absolutely examine this."

And for this week, it's over.