Miles to Kansas: 8 Reasons Why Mad Hatter Returns Fun

LSU's first head coach position, Miles, for nearly two full years will be in Kansas, a program that has been in serious trouble for the past decade. Although it's a bit clumsy for Miles and nothing guarantees its progress, to find him in college football is very fun for a lot of reasons.

1. Miles holiday gossip is officially back.

Columbus Day? Yeah, you'll learn more about Columbus Day:

Thanksgiving:

I am the easiest man to satisfy when it comes to food. I must be honest, I think it's definitely turkey with a hot sauce. Maybe it's the last spoon or fork in the plate, you know, that has a little salt and pepper, and maybe a little turkey and gravy and some of the stuffing that would be there, and maybe just some of that cranberry stuff. It's not like a big, not a little invading last bite, but that, there, oh my God, this last bite is worth a lot, right? I might add that the turkey sandwich with mayonnaise, mustard, onions and a turkey salad, as well as a little lettuce, makes for good eating later on, does not it? If only you did not mention that. I have not had lunch yet.

St. Patty's Day:

And so on.

2. The emotional pressure of the post-match are also people.

One of his most famous moments "JUST SO YA KNOW" occurred after LSU defeated Ole Miss 41-35 in 2012. (Warning: some NSFW terms here)

And after Florida beat LSU the same year, someone did a "hammer and nail" analogy to compare the two teams. When LSU beat Florida in 2013, he was again questioned about this analogy. Let's say that he did not like that:

I have a question for you. It was a 14-6 match. We played our ass. And how could anyone choose a hammer and nail, while that hammer or that nail or anything other than hell was chosen …

We catch a ball down, we take the lead, we turn it over, I mean, explain to me how Kevin Minter, who sets a record-breaking career record in this match, how could anyone ever say the hammer and the nail?

This is what happens. Two teams of very high quality take the field and argue like a son of a bitch for the victory. You know what? It's not a hammer and a nail. It is an opportunity for an opponent to be equal and raise their level of play in order to win. And that's how it works, that you actually respect the opponent, and that it's not the hammer or the nail frickin ', okay? This is the opponent. You understand?

I'm just letting you know that I blame you. I regret the fact that suddenly we were nailed. You got it? I mean honest for Pete. Shit, we are a very good team last year. I thought we were playing like a son of a bitch in this statement. I felt different from the nail, so you know.

3. He is already well placed for a first basketball school. See the evidence!

Related:

4. He already has a Big 12 cowboy hat!

Look how ready this former Oklahoma State head coach was to be recruited in Texas:

5. Listen to how he pronounced the word "Arkansas".

It's as if he has always been talking about his secret dream work.

5. We'll see the Mad Hatter gamblin again!

While at LSU, he was known for his false goals on the field and his many counter-strikers, many of them coming against one of LSU's biggest rivals, Florida:

• One of the most notable was in 2010 against Florida:

The Tigers won 33-29.

• Against the Gators in 2014, this fake balloon was unfortunately recalled for a penalty:

• Again against Florida in 2015! (The Gators should know that it happened, tbh.)

• Against South Carolina in 2007:

6. He is now one of the most experienced players in university football.

Apart from his coaching work, he has appeared in a few smaller films, such as Black room, which was filmed in Baton Rouge:

And, in addition to roles in some commercials, he played a character named Billy in The last whistle:

8. He will have to really make trips to find his grass adored during home games.

While he was at LSU, he became famous for having eaten grass on the pitch wherever his team plays:

Unfortunately, the Jayhawks play on grass, but there are many fields in Kansas where he can eat a lot of grass. Look at this greenery that he can browse every Saturday!

University of Kansas

Good to see you again, Les. Let's see what happens in Kansas!