Cards Against Humanity sells diamonds, TVs, real money and more at 99% off

Forget the big discounts on video games. Ignore Doorbuster ads for new TVs. This half-price laptop you knocked out someone's grandmother? A total scam.

Black Friday's best deals can not be bought in stores. You can only find them in Cards of Humanity's last commercial hit: a really ridiculous sale at 99% off.

Do you want a 2015 Ford Fiesta with 25,000 km? You got it. Just $ 97.50.

How about the 1.5-carat diamond engagement ring, grown in the lab, shown above? It will be just $ 32.15.

Well, we know what you really want: Flight Suit by Bill Pullman from the movie Independence Day. $ 39.95. Do not let this business go quietly into the night.

OK, technically, these offers have all been sold, but they were all real and more offers are coming. At least that's what the company promised. "All these products are currently available at 99% off," says the website. "If you buy something, we will send it to you.

The site of Card's Against Humanity, 99percentoffsale.com, features a ridiculously reduced article in the last ten minutes. Until now, they have sold $ 20 (for $ 0.20), 17th century guns, ponchos, and a 85 "85-inch 85K Sony 4k Ultra HD Smart TV.

Getting the offers is not easy, though. In addition to defeating other customers throughout the payment process, you must answer a question to prove that you are not a robot.

This is not the first time Cards Against Humanity has made a ridiculous advertising move. It has turned into a potato chip business. Another time, he raised the price of Black Friday, charging customers $ 5 more than the normal price for their card game. Last year, the company allowed its customers to make a donation to a fund that paid exclusively for the dig a giant hole in the middle of nowhere.

These are cards against humanity for you.

Go now enjoy the best offer, the most ridiculous vacation savings.

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