The Titans and Jaguars jerseys have aggravated an already terrible match in Tennessee-Jacksonville.

The Tennessee Titans beat the Jacksonville Jaguars 9-6 on Sunday in a match that should be wiped off the records. Burn the images and have all participants sign NDAs so they can not poison the public by describing what they have seen.

There were no touchdowns. The only climax came before the kickoff, when Titans lineman Taylor Lewan missed his mask.

It's hard to pick the worst moment, but the brutal blow to Tennessee quarter Blaine Gabbert was particularly terrible. He suffered a concussion and the Titans replaced him with the usual starter, Marcus Mariota, who had been sidelined due to nerve damage to his elbow. The fact that Mariota must have appeared in the match was bad, but he managed to beat Blake Bortles of Jacksonville. The quarter of the Jaguars stammered his way in the afternoon, passing 158 yards on 31 shots.

It was a dreadful affair, but it was further aggravated by the disconcerting situation of the uniform. I mean, what's that?

The aquamarine trousers of Jacksonville were similar to the Tennessee teal jerseys, and since both teams wore white as the other dominant color, the squads were almost indistinguishable from each other during the scrums.

It's confusing! It looks like a bag of sharks in gelatin has exploded. This is a dang trapper orgy. The game was a magic puzzle, except that there was no reward for watching this mess for hours.

All NFL teams have three different uniforms, with three color options for ups and downs. How did they decide these sets? The Jaguars are using lifeguards in their stadium, would it kill them to keep a color theorist in his staff?

The game was pretty hard to watch without it being a test of the blueberry, but that's exactly what it was.