Drunk Pigeon Is All Of Us As New Zealand's Bird Of The Year

New Zealand has some weird birds, and they know it. Sure, you've probably seen the Seussian kiwi, but what about the kākāpo, a flightless parrot that looks like a particularly friendly owl? Have you heard of the morepork, an owl so because it sounds like it shouts "MORE PORK," or the wrybill, the only bird with a crooked beak? But only one bird could be the bird of the year, so the country voted for the kererū, the drunken New Zealand wood pigeon.

New Zealand conservation group Forest & Bird runs the bird of the year to raise awareness for the island nation's birds, many of them are quite strange looking. The winner is the campaign's 14th winner, and the winner we all deserve.

"They have quite a reputation for being large and clumsy and a bit of a clown," Forest & Bird's Megan Hubscher told the BBC.

Here's a video of a (presumably drunk) kererū hanging from a tree:

The bird's reputation comes from its love of fruit. Fruit inevitably ferments, which can intoxicate the birds. You may be familiar with another recent bout of bird drunkenness, in which Minnesota town's police department issued a statement notifying its residents of a drunken bird problem. American birds like robins and cedar waxwings also inadvertently intoxicate themselves on their fruit diet.

Kererūs are not endangered like many others, but they still face threats from invasive species like rats. The island shares a special relationship with its birds, given its many unique species. Perhaps 71 percent of New Zealand's 245 bird species were endemic-meaning not found anywhere else on Earth-before humans arrived.

This year's contest brought in 48,000 votes, campaign efforts from Stephen Fry and prime minister Jacinda Ardern, lots of memes, and even a sabotage attempt. But the votes were not even close: The kererū took the spot with 5,833 votes, compared to the kākāpo's 3,772 and the black stilt's 2,995. The kiwi netted only 489 votes. Relive the magic by taking a look at the #BirdOfTheYear Twitter hashtag.

Let this inspire you to learn about New Zealand's trove of strange feathered friends. Many face threats from human development. And we certainly do not want to lose this: