Fun college football ranking after the chaos of the eighth week

1. UCF. 37-10 on ecu. The champions remain champions until further notice.

2. Purdue. 49-20 on the state of Ohio. The Boilermakers of Purdue lost to East Michigan earlier this year. And Missouri. And from the northwest. The Boilermakers of Purdue lost against very bad teams. That's the point. They have three losses during the season and should not normally beat Ohio State in a football game.

So last night? Last night, Purdue led the Ohio State, the country's No. 2 team, in a brick wall with the throttle flat on the ground. It was a complete domination. Purdue spent when they wanted, ran three times, and generally confused the defense of the state of Ohio to the point of becoming comical.

For example, the state defense of Ohio State has obviously never defended a simple trap game, which Purdue ran a few times late in the game for the big shots that turned this "shocking surprise" into " appalling explosion. Greg Schiano earns $ 1.5 million a year. The market is perfect and never goes wrong.

This usually happens during a season. Teams can start with a horrible look, then adjust a few things and suddenly look better, much better. Purdue, for example, picked a starter at QB and started scoring 40 points per game. David Blough had 378 yards and three touchdowns last night against the Buckeyes.

He also received an unsportsmanlike penalty for running in the field after the Boilermaker defense finished the match with a choice of six against Dwayne Haskins. An incredible teammate is always there to help you talk about shit, and Blough is obviously an incredible teammate.

The state of Ohio is collapsing, its defense being unable to defend even poor offenses and an offense causing it to lose the ability to run at all. It's a bit difficult to say how it goes without mentioning this, or how the Ohio State in 2018 slowly turns into Missouri with a five-star flair.

There is however a difference between the state of Missouri and the state of Ohio. Missouri actually beat Purdue in 2018.

3. Wazzu. 34-20 on Oregon. Wazzu, not the state of Washington. Washington State is an excellent university in East Washington. Wazzu is the football team, this erratic team, sometimes disastrous and sometimes brilliant, who will do all that follows in his best matches:

• Run towards a 27-0 lead, giving Oregon a desperate and unfortunate look
• Move for the second semester to the old
• Immediately let Oregon back in the game, 27-20
• Convince everyone who watches that they will collapse
• In one way or another, turn around and score a decisive goal on an Angelic TD from Gardner Minshew to Dezmon Patmon
• More unlikely: stay on the defensive and win the Ducks

In other words, the usual craze for Cougars fans in mining cart fleeing. That's why they drink and why they drink better than you. This team is moving – terrifying, possibly haunting, perhaps exciting. For example, places where they could race on a cliff without hitting their brakes.

What's really fun: it's currently the Pac-12's last shot at the playoff slots. It's a hell, Pac-12 people, and Mike Leach is sunning in the sun, asking why everyone is complaining about the heat.

P.S.Great waves of Uncle Rico of the Gardner Minshew quarter here. He has a headband AND armbands and will never lose a match.

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4. Michigan. 21-7 on Michigan State in a ruthless and ugly rivalry match with bitter and bitter football to match. A small complaint: the post-match charge that Mark Dantonio would have enjoyed the pre-game theatrical game between the two teams.

This accusation is clearly false. This suggests that Mark Dantonio has already smiled during the Michigan-Michigan State week.

5. This brief moment when Rutgers won a conference game

6. Clemson, 41-7 over NC State, with 308 passing yards for quarterback, Trevor Lawrence, proving that Clemson actually uses the full program as a practice with different goals. One week, they decide to see how well they run. The next is a transient exercise, where they try a lot of new things with Lawrence.

They will likely spend the second half against Florida State working on long field goals and kicks. Clemson will already have a lead of 24 points.

The fact that they can do it against NC State – a good football team – is a little terrifying, but Clemson can beat the other teams so badly that we have to remind everyone that their hopeless opponents are, in all other worlds , good teams with good players.

For example, Ryan Finley is NC State's top quarterback since Russell Wilson. On Saturday, he looked like Russell Wilson … the one who pitched five interceptions against Green Bay in 2016. If you're a fan of NC State, try not to remember why Wilson left for Wisconsin in the first place. It will drive you crazy, and you have enough to be angry now.

7. Nebraska. 53-28 on Minnesota. The Huskers got their first win of the Scott Frost era, and the day of Scott Frost, nothing less! We just do it every day Nebraska plays a Scott Frost day in the hope that in the end, Scott Frost Day and a Huskers win will end up on schedule. Lo: This week is this week, and Scott Frost's happy birthday to everyone.

P.S. If we told you that it would take five years for Minnesota to become a decent program, you would believe us, is not it?

8. Alabama. 58-21 over Tennessee in a match that has generated one of the most hallucinating moments in the recent history of college football.

It was the coach who contributed to the foreclosure of the Tennessee program, Butch Jones, by getting a Gatorade swim on the sidelines of Alabama. Jones received $ 200,000 this month from the University of Tennessee, earning him as a coach against the Vols, as Alabama did not pay him much for being one of the 5,680 analysts who frequent Tuscaloosa's offices. . It's crazy and perfectly normal in the 2018 university football ecosystem.

P.S. Alabama is still incredibly good and will easily win the playoffs. All others must scratch meaning and pleasure out of season without paying too much attention. This has been true for years now. The sooner you learn it, the happier you will be.

9. LSU. Not mentioning that an unassailable victory, 19-3 on the state of Mississippi for two reasons.

1. Good Lord, State of Mississippi Quarterback Nick Fitzgerald passes the ball as if he had a foot for a hand.
2. LSU had 239 yards of total offense and still managed to win 19-3. KINGS WASTE GAMES, STAND UP.