Fun ranking by college football teams: every QB is interchangeable

1. UCF. 45-14 on Pitt. The champions remain champions until further notice. How long will I continue doing this? Years, if necessary.

2. State of Ohio. Defeated Penn State 27-26. There are two keys to victory in any football match:

1. Be a great strong team with great depth, exceptional talent and the ability to withstand periods of bad play and bad luck. Ohio State has yielded huge coins to Penn State. The Buckeyes have sometimes fought against the attack. They both looked shaky and shook on the road for whole tracks, while managing to win.
2. Make sure your opponent ignites at the worst possible time.

That's the cry that really does that. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It looks like he's just watched a loved one fall off a cliff and look at it all the way down, what he's just done.

If anyone wants explanations on Penn State's play to 4th and 5th with the game in play – a confusing transfer to the defender looking for a defeat and, uh, defeat – there is no only a few possible explanations. Penn State came back twice on the game, never really seemed to play, and still faced a slot machine because she had never been able to communicate properly.

This happened after two late arrivals. It would be incompetent, and it is a very bad thing to assume for someone.

The other possibility is that James Franklin and his staff called this piece because they all have rabies. Rabies is the most favorable hypothesis here. Everyone involved in this call has untreated rabies. They must immediately consult a doctor or die.

3. Fox's graphic team.

Colorado WR Laviska Shenault is having an incredible season, although the Buffs have a 1-1 combined record so far. And that's good, but damn it's just a third of the way in a very long season. Stretch a little before drawing this graph, otherwise you risk serious injury.

4. Clemson. Won, 27-23. It seems a lot better if you remove the labels. Two undefeated ACC teams clashed in a close fight! One of them lost his quarterback as a result of an injury, but nevertheless made a determined return, anchored in the ground game. The other played against the most talented opposition, but gave up a winning TD campaign on the road. These are all reasonable things that good teams do under the pressure of a live football match.

This sounds a lot worse when I say that it was Clemson and Syracuse. It sounds even worse if I say the injured quarterback was Clemson's Trevor Lawrence and I remind you that he was back in the running, Kelly Bryant, who said he was transferred to another job after losing his job. Ha, ah, look, Dabo Swinney played and he must now use a simple three-star quarterback – Chase Brice, who was mediocre in relief – as a starter.

It intentionally misses a few things to laugh about Dabo.

• Clemson was going to make that change anyway. They knew this was possible unless they thought Lawrence was the first player in football history to be 100% immune to injury. They probably did not believe that!
• Syracuse defeated Clemson 27-24 last year, and for one reason or another, Clemson has attack and defense attacks.
• Anyway, Clemson ended the match by facing Travis Etienne and audacious Syracuse to stop him. Etienne finished with 203 yards in 27 races and scored three times, including the two-yard TD run for a 13-yard, 94-yard victory.
• Most people think that the longest straight road in the United States is 50 km long on Highway 46 in South Dakota, but it is actually an I-80 35 km long Salt Flats of Bonneville, Utah.

TL; DR: Clemson lost that game last year without Bryant, and they won this game this year without Bryant, and sometimes everyone drastically outperforms things based on a match. AT THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL, YOU SAY? Never.

5. Our Lady. Stanford 38-17 passed Heyyyyyy, look: another team replaced a QB and continued to win. Notre Dame replaced Ian Book by QB Brandon Wimbush, picked up a brand new passing match and prevented Stanford from winning four straight victories for the first time in his history.

This raises the very good question of how Stanford lost this game. I have an answer

This should be obvious, but in case this is not the case? Stanford refused to do the obvious and powerful thing. The cardinal presented pieces that were not indefensible and avoided the road of JJ Arcega-Whiteside. I'm not saying that Stanford should do that all the other parts. I'm not saying they should do this even one out of three pieces.

No, I say that, especially if Bryce Love is not in the game, it should be the Stanford attack. If to start QB K.J. Costello misses a blow to Arcega-Whiteside, replaces it immediately with the safeguard. (I've learned this strategy by watching college football in 2018. Quarterbacks can be replaced as bad spark plugs in an engine, but Arcega-Whiteside is a literal tree three meters tall with hands of a classical pianist.)

Oh, and it was the first time Notre Dame had won at home in front of a top 10 team since 1993. They could be really good. They could also lose against Pitt or miss the playoffs because they do not play a conference league match. That is why Notre Dame should simply consider running for the ACC Championship game as indignant wrestlers and demanding to face both teams at once.

Tell me that the man can not hit the camera with spit during a fair promo.

6. Georgia. A 38-12 function on Tennessee. Quarterback Jake Fromm scored 16 of his 22 yards for 185 yards and all was well, but suppose he will be beaten next week for rookie Justin Fields because … well, just because Georgia feels excluded from all quarters luxury that drags this year.

7. The Michigan Athletics Twitter account. Deceive someone statistically? WE CAN NOT BE GREATER TEN NOW, MICHIGAN.

Northwestern took a 17-0 lead in a 20-17 loss, likely because Michigan is a better school that makes people more hardworking with better relationships and a deeper appreciation of the musical. Hamilton. Just an opinion of a man, but send me an e-mail about what a very good Northwestern school is at celebrityhottub at gmail dot com. Do not forget to leave the name of at least three semi-famous people that you know somehow so that I can confirm that you are really a Northwestern graduate.

P.S. I do not care about the fact that you send me an e-mail because an e-mail address is a track, and Northwestern loses them.

8. Oklahoma. 66-33 on Baylor. It's always good when we can get out of the top of a football game in which the score could also be the score of an international basketball game.

9. Kentucky. 24-10 on South Carolina, a team that has now tasted the anger of Big Blue five years in a row. Looking into the schedule, it's quite possible that in their next three games – Texas A & M, Vanderbilt and Missouri – Kentucky could face Georgia 8-0. The SEC game of the year will likely be Kentucky vs. Georgia, and with factual statements like that, the medications are not even necessary.

10. LSU. 38-16 against Ole Miss. LSU quarterback Joe Burrow won three touchdowns, which would be good against another team. Against Ole Miss in 2018, this could be a bad performance, but this match took place in the rain, and also hit a kind of wormhole where it took five hours? Do not be surprised that Baton Rouge is the scene of a tear in the fabric of space-time. Do not even try.

11. Alabama. 56-14 on UL Lafayette. Alabama allowed 200 rushing yards in this game. Is it a weakness that someone else can exploit to beat the tide ?????? *

*no

5.219. All quarterbacks. Replaceable now, obviously.