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Great Wall of … Africa?
According to Spanish politician Josep Borrell, at a recent meeting, President Trump told the Spanish authorities that they should build a wall along the length of the Sahara in order to stem the migrations coming from the country. Africa.
The desert stretches for some 3,000 kilometers, but Mr. Borrell said Trump had erroneously stated, "The border of the Sahara can not be greater than our border with Mexico." (The border with Mexico is about 2,000 miles).
On Thursday night, James Corden said these comments have made his sound incompetent.
"President Trump has advised the Spanish government to build a wall to block migrants. That's what he said to the Spanish government. Trump told Spain: "Trust me, the last thing you want to do in your country is a bunch of Hispanic people." – JAMES CORDEN
"Usually, the only time Trump has a hard time understanding borders is with women." – JAMES CORDEN
& # 39; & # 39 ;? Conspirator
Trump said this week that he does not like to use the term "deep state" because it seems "conspiratorial". He added, "I'm not really a conspirator." According to Stephen Colbert, Trump's story suggests the opposite.
"I wonder who spread the rumor that he was a conspirator. Must be the same as the one who falsified Obama's birth certificate, stole all the people from his throne crowd and helped Ted Cruz's father kill J.F.K. STEPHEN COLBERT
Amazon's quest to "make humans obsolete"
Jimmy Kimmel is making fun of a new Amazon initiative, which will result in the creation of more than 3,000 Amazon Go stores offering a wide range of products.
"Amazon is working on a whole new way to make humans obsolete. Over the next three years, it is expected that Amazon plans to open 3,000 cashier-free stores called Amazon Go. You know how Amazon allows you to buy what you want at home? Well, now you can get in the car, go to the store, park, buy the equipment, get into the car and bring it all to yourself. It is an excellent idea. It would be like Netflix was opening a chain of Blockbuster video stores without a cashier. "- JIMMY KIMMEL
The most punched punching lines (Facebook meetings edition)
"Trump is campaigning for the midterms in Las Vegas, and out of habit the moment he entered a casino, he went bankrupt." – JIMMY FALLON
"A team of scientists recently completed an experiment on the effects of MDMA on octopus – which was part of a greater experience of what happens when you give LSD to scientists." – JIMMY FALLON
"Today, Facebook has started testing its new product, Facebook Dating. And if the test goes well, it could soon arrive on your phone. Facebook – or as it is already known, "harassing". – JAMES CORDEN
"President Trump has called the invasion of Iraq the biggest mistake in American history.In response, many Americans have said," Well, the second largest. " CONAN O'BRIEN
The bits to watch
In "The Daily Show", Roy Wood Jr. made a parody of the movie "Minority Report" of 2002. He imagined a world in which an oracle could predict the moment whites were going to call the police against a black person doing his daily business.
Colbert interviewed Willie Nelson on his tour bus. Topics included Nelson's choice of "deodorant" and his support for Representative Beto O'Rourke, who is appearing in the Nelson Senate, Texas.
