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Hello, Philadelphia Flyers fans … meet your new mascot. He is absolutely horrifying.
The Flyers presented "Gritty" to the public Monday morning. He looks like the Animal Girl in "The Muppets" and Youppi, the mascot of the Montreal Canadiens. Just take a look for yourself.
If you are interested in the biography of this trash monster, here it is:
His father was a "tyrant", so naturally he has some of these trends – talented but fiery, a fierce competitor, known for his agility given his size. He is loyal but mischievous; the ultimate Flyers fan who loves orange and black, but who is unwelcoming to anyone who opposes his team. Legend has it that he earned the name of "Gritty" to have an attitude so similar to that of the team that he follows.
He says it's been longer than we know it, and the recent construction at the Wells Fargo Center has upset his secret stash forcing him to show his face publicly for the first time. He has quirks both humorous and strange. A number of times, he was caught eating snow directly from the Zamboni machine, and without the knowledge of most, his love for hot dogs has inflated the totals of Dog Dollar Flyers consumption since years.
That being said, it is undeniable that he is one of ours.
As you can imagine, the Internet was completely taken aback by the mascot – the first to represent the Flyers since 1976 – and they had fun at the expense of Gritty.
Considering he looks like Flaming Hot Cheetos soaked in acid, the Flyers probably aimed (and expected) a strong reaction to their new team member. Well, congratulations on a mission accomplished.
In all honesty, it 's really great that they have gone so far with this guy. We need more disgusting, horrible and sadistic mascots in the sport. Thank you for doing your part, Philly.
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