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Patrick Mahomes is a monster.

Expectations were high this season after the flashes he showed during the Chiefs' pre-season last year. We knew that he had a stupid big arm and that he was looking for a trillion and a half meters at the university. We did not know he would be able to become one of the few good quarterbacks of the NFL air raid. Now, we know – he could.

He got off to a good start in the first week against the Chargers, getting 256 yards and four touchdowns in a 38-28 win. Sunday of Week 2, he cut the Steelers, completing 23 of his 28 passes for 326 yards and six touchdowns. Between the two games, he left for the best start for any quarter already. Drew Brees, Peyton Manning and Charley Johnson all had seasons with nine touchdowns in the first two weeks. Mahomes was 10 at only 22 years old (he is 23 today, hbd, pleighboi).

His touchdowns have not all been done with Easy-Bake Oven. Look at the zip on this ball. I'm not sure Travis Kelce fell alone in the end zone – the speed on the ball carried him there:

Mahomes propelled the pork at Tyreek Hill for his sixth touchdown, a perfect ball that would probably have given Hill a place in front of him:

In SB Nation's NFL Overview, I wrote about Deshaun Watson and how he was able to capture everyone's attention with his dynamic game, regardless of what was going on. Mahomes has a similar effect, and if it continues well, Mahomes could surpass Watson in 2017.

Mahomes is about to launch 80 touchdowns this season. This will obviously not happen. However, we are still full of magical moments with Mahomes. After all, it's only the second week and the leaders do not lack weapons between Tyreek Hill, Travis Kelce and Kareem Hunt.

If the Chiefs could play a defense, we'd probably be talking about the Chiefs as a Super Bowl favorite right now. It is still early though. Wegonsee.

Any other week, it would lead to the dive book (says a little the quality of Patty Mahomes). Second place but not bad.

The Bills have been atrocious this season. The Ravens defeated them in Week 1 47-3 and lost 28-6 at halftime against the Chargers on Sunday.

Vontae Davis had enough, and called him at halftime:

He has issued a statement on his retirement, which is arguably the most brutal in the history of the NFL. In the statement, he gives a good reason to give up his career in the moment:

I would hardly ever advocate quitting in the middle of a party. However, I respect Davis's decision because of the nature of the game. Football is brutal on the body and we have seen what it does to players once their careers are finished from head to toe.

Because of that, I will not blame Davis for what he did and you should not do it either – apart from the values ​​and beliefs of traditional sports. Could he have been sidelined in his shirt? Sure. At the same time, we do not know his head space in the moment. He made the best decision for himself and his health, and that's really all that matters.

Aside from his reasoning, Davis's retirement always says a lot about the seriousness of the Bills. He was ready to finish his career literally during a match, and it is hard to imagine that it would have happened in the same way if they won this match.

The Browns are the tragic gift that continues to give

You must really love the Browns to be a fan, because week-to-week sorrow is something that no one can resist without some kind of passion. They were 12-3 in the fourth quarter and allowed the Saints to take an 18-12 lead, because that's exactly how the Browns games are played out.

They looked dead, then Tyrod Taylor hit Antonio Callaway on a fourth and fifth place for a 47-yard touchdown:

That could have been the game. Anyway, the Saints were able to win a game of 21-18, and Zane Gonzalez would have another chance, this time at least to score the game.

Successful stories of redemption are good, but he's not one of those.

Georgia State legend Wil Lutz shared a moment of sportsmanship after the match with Gonzalez, comforting the kicker in his moment of sadness:

I would not expect anything less from my colleague from the suburban school.

While the Browns continue to find new ways to lose (or equalize, in the case of last week), they followed the teams we expected to be good this season in the Steelers and Saints. It is worth it little something good?

Even when the Browns do not win, the games always come out well. NFL fans enjoy their moments of How will the Browns blow this one? while laughing collectively on Twitter.

Although I think sincerely, most of us would not have a problem with the Browns doing well. They spent enough time.

WE GOT MORE FITZMAGIC

Ryan Fitzpatrick wasted no time picking up where he left off last week and found DeSean Jackson for a 75-yard touchdown in the first game of his Eagles game:

This start was an omen for the rest of the match for Fitzpatrick and the Bucs. He finished the game 27 out of 33 by surpassing 402 yards and four touchdowns against a single choice. He joined an exclusive club with Dan Marino and Billy Volek (lol ikr?) For consecutive games with over 400 yards and four or more touchdowns.

As you can imagine, he felt after the match and his wardrobe showed him.

You're probably asking the same question as when I saw this sudden pop of Fitzpatrick – where did he get such a drip? It usually looks like it happened in a machine dating back to the 19th century.

Well, DeSean Jackson helped him out:

This is a legendary team chemistry. It is not surprising that Jackson is ready to lend juice to Fitz. Jackson has captured five touchdowns from Fitzpatrick since joining the Bucs, and only one from Jameis Winston, according to ESPN Stats & Info. They click

Until the Fitzmagic is exhausted, it seems that Jackson has to lend more outfits in the future. The Buccaneers have now defeated a Minneapolis Miracle team away from the NFC championship and Super Bowl champions. There is worse way to start a season.

Fake punts> backup quarterbacks (who call themselves Blaine Gabbert)

It's not as good as the fake North Texas return ticket for a touchdown, but it's still a great team game.

The Titans wanted to be creative Sunday, with Marcus Mariota out of the game due to injury and Blaine Gabbert under center. That's quite understandable, and it was the result:

This helped make the difference for the Titans in their 20-17 win against the Texans.

Today, Kevin Byard has the most touchdowns on the Titan lineup, and is also one of the best NFL security. Influence.

Although it is good, the Titans will hope to recover Mariota as soon as possible, as this does not seem to be a sustainable model of success.

Blaine Gabbert grabbed a pass and pitched twice in a single game

Gabbert made a pass after being deflected by Texan LB Brennan Scarlett. Then, with CB Jonathan Joseph in pursuit, he threw the ball so that it was not pierced:

Yeah, it's illegal. But I'm not sure if anyone is really angry about it, because it's Blaine Gabbert.

Blabbert sheath.

THIS IS NOT AVOIDABLE!

Now that we've managed to do that, let's celebrate James Conner's trap, which took advantage of the opportunity when LeVeon Bell was (rightly) trying to get bread.

Conner did not perform as well as Week 1. He had 17 rushing yards with one touchdown and five catches for 48 yards. At the very least, he showed he had just enough potential for the Steelers to continue playing hardball with Bell, and that's all they want.

Pay the man, however.

It is the taking of the year

The Jaguars did a lot of good things on Sunday, beating the Patriots for the most part, but this decision by Keelan Cole was simply absurd.

It was immediately announced as OBJ-esque, which is considered the highest bar to determine how good a take is.

Cole seemed incredibly easy, and we would probably say it was as good, if not better than Beckham's in 2014 against the Giants if he had fallen in the end zone instead of the 46-yard line.

I would not want to mention that Blake Bortles scored 29 attempts on 45 for 377 yards, four touchdowns and one interception. In a match against the patriots. In 2018.

He felt so much that he stopped making business decisions.

Bortles may not fear men, but if he wants to have the opportunity to perform as he did on Sunday, he may want to play that role a little more carefully.

The Jaguars being so good after many years of waste, it's weird and really fun.

And the biggest failure of Sunday goes to …

[aggressive rap airhorns]